Well, when this first loaded up, I'm sure you thought I'd remark on the umbrella.
But no, it's far more sinister than that. On closer inspection, you'll notice a spherical potrusion from this
poor girl's fart box. It's my guess that it's either an alien space pod sent to Earth to study our creation and
viewing of pornagraphy so that distant alien races can better understand how perverted we are, or it's an alien
space egg that hatches when porn stars reach orgasm while degrading themselves by sticking anti-weather devices
in their vaginas. I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet.
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We know little about whatever alien race planted this device, all we know it that we
must see this as a threat. My God, just look at it!
Where did I glean the extra-terrestrial origin of
this object from? I have no idea, maybe I'm just a pervert with an over active imagination. The world may never know, but
I do see this as a threat to our way of life, and am asking all of the inhabitants of Earth to unite under one
common goal: To rid the world of Alien-Porno-Space-Pods. I know it may seem like a daunting task right now, but I
believe we can persevere and make this our finest hour. Godspeed.
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Well, I can only guess this is some kind of stick, but I can't be sure. I mean, I'm
pretty familiar with women totally degrading themselves with foriegn objects, but when the object is unidentifiable,
it gets a little ridiculous. As a side note, you may also notice strange grey boxes at the top on both sides of the
picture. Are those just blocking more evidence of the conspiracy, or are they merely someone blocking out the logo
of the depraved website from which this picture originated?
