hheeyyy everybody!!!!!! I am back and i went someplace and maybe if you are all very nice and say hi i can tell you about it but it will have to be a SECRET that means shhhhhhh and don't tell people. okay? okay. okay. but right now i'm not gonna talk about it cause there's other stuff to talk about. glitch13 sent ian some dirty pictures and ian threw up and said he didn't want to see that again cause it makes your brain bad but i wanted to see dirty pictures and some people say my brain is bad already so i looked at the pictures and i think i need to know more because they don't make sense. but since i can look at them ian says that i have to write what i think about them and that is easy cause when i go to the doctor sometimes he says to look at the pictures and tell me what i think except they're not really pictures they're just paint spilled on the paper and they don't make sense kind of like these don't make sense so um okay. yes i can look and say what i think.

IS THIS WHAT THEY MEANT BY BUBBLE GUM PINK?

okay you know what i thought this was when i first looked at it? remember in one of the star wars movies when there was this guy in someplace and his head looked kinda like a walrus head? well that's what i thought this was. except then i realized there's no eyes in this picture and i think that guy was like brown or something anyway. then ian said that that was a girl's privates after she used a vuvuh pump on it. like i would believe that. when nurse blatzy let me look at her privates she had hair all over the place and this picture doesn't have any hair. and even if this was a girl's privates, why would you use a vuvuh pump? i don't know what a vuvuh is, but something tells me there isn't one in that picture so you don't need to use any kind of pump there. i think if i had to give this picture a grade it would be a c+ cause it looks kind of like chewing gum after it got stuck under a desk and sometimes that stuff can be fun for playing jokes but it's mostly just kind of gross and dumb.

MOMMY, WHERE DO BALOONS COME FROM?

from the pictures that glitch13 sent, this is definitely the funniest. ian told me that that is a balloon in some guy's butt. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god!!!!!!!!!!!!! butt. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! he has a balloon in his BUTT. oh no that is too funny. how did he get a balloon in his butt? did he eat it and now it's coming out? maybe he is a balloon factory and now it is time for another delivery. BEEP! BEEP! MAKE WAY FOR THE NEW BALLOON! BEEP! BEEP! IMPORTANT DELIVERY COMING YOUR WAY! he has a balloon in his butt. there should be a movie about this man. this picture is A+ because it's so funny.

ANYONE WANT TO GO TO THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE WITH ME?

there is so much stuff in this picture i don't know what to talk about first. oh well, i have to start somewhere or else i will never finish so first i will say that anyone who doesn't know that that is snow white must be stupid. i think this is from some part that didn't make it in the movie because i never saw this before and i think i would remember something this crazy. what is so crazy about it??? first, i am not stupid so i know that this picture is called sausage but that doesn't look like sausage to me. that looks like poo. and i don't know everything about girls cause they have cooties but i know that poo comes out the butt hole and pee comes out their privates. and ian says blood too but i think he's just trying to scare me. but anyway, this lady is taking poo out of her privates. no wonder she's making such a weird face. i know i would make a weird face too if poo came out of my privates. and then what is happening with her butt hole? there is some guy putting his privates in them. oh. nevermind what i said before. now this picture makes sense. it's like opposite day in this picture. i'm glad i could figure that out because now that is one less mystery for everyone. this one doesn't really get a grade because i'm tired of thinking about grades cause they make me think of school.

NOW ISN'T THAT A NICE PUSSY

i don't know what is wrong with this picture. this is two grownups doing grownup stuff and that isn't wrong. and the lady is saying hello to her pet cat and that isn't wrong. oh. now i see it. she's wearing her shoes in bed! you can't do that because then you'll get the sheets dirty and that's not good because who wants to sleep in a dirty bed? NOT ME! something else that is weird is this picture is called pigdog but there isn't a pig or a dog in it. weeeeeeeird.

[ED. NOTE]
Well, lemme show you why I named it pigdog. You see, I had no idea that was a cat (although its pretty obvious now that I look at it), instead, when I saw it, I saw something like this. Can I get an amen? Looks like a pig to me, or a dog, couldn't figure that one out. Besides all that though, she's getting cornholed while petting a cat, that's just weird in my book.

BUT HONEY, YOUR FEET ARE FREEZING!

this is a very very very weird picture. just like in that sausage picture they have a guy putting his thing in a girl's butt hole. don't these people know that's where the poo comes out?? but that's not the only weird thing. this lady only has one boob! that is so crazy i don't know what to say about that.

[ED. NOTE]
I'm sorry, I couldn't just let this one slide like that, I mean, THAT'S HIS FUCKING FOOT! Where the hell is she keeping that thing, does she have a wormhole in her vagina? Here, lemme show you a crude example of what I'm seeing in my head:

It should be like all up in her butt cheeck or something, this is fucked up right here. I bet when she goes shoplifting, she makes out like a bandit. I also gather that no penetatiary on earth could hold her, she'd have a table mounted band saw and drill press in that ass cheeck of hers.