also for christmas i got a great big cross like the kinds in the graveyard and it weighs about a whole whole lot and on top of that it is really and truly blessed by a real live priest. so that means i can kill vampires or anything else with it. yeah!! and i got a book about vampires and how they're real and everywhere- even on the internet. except on the internet they are called vampyres. that's how you can tell the real ones from the fake ones. it's a true vampire secret. shhhhh!

what else? oh. i almost forgot to put a picture of another girl.

this is denise richards and she is what some people call a whore (that means she is H-O-T). and she shows her boobs in almost all of the movies she is in. one day i will meet her and she will show them to me too. then i will say "nice rack" and we will get married. (that is what is called romantic and all girls like it when you talk to them that way. one time i said that to a girl and she liked it so much that she told her boyfriend what i said and he got jealous that i was so romantic and he hit me in the stomach and face many times so i would not try to steal his girlfriend. you know it is the good stuff you're talking when that happens, for sure!)

so i think that is all for now but i will talk to you again soon, don't you worry.

Now, I know that my little 'Vital Stats' box may start a flame war so have at it. I'm not any more happy that M$ has won the browser wars, but the fact is I've used just about every browser and in my honest opinion, IE is the best. People may claim that they break standards (me included), but I'm pretty sure I've tip-toed around IE specific features with this page so that should be transparent.

And as far as the resolution is concerned, if you're not in 1024x768 or higher, you're a fucking scrub, jack it up if you can. If you can't, buy a new video card/monitor and join the rest of civilization. I myself run in 1280x1024 and, even thought I've only been in this resolution for about a week, I can't imagine giving up all this screen real estate that I'm now used to.

On a side note, I changed the news archiving system a bit. Now instead of showing a specified number of days worth of posts on the main page and the rest in the archive, it now shows a specified number of posts on the main page and the rest in the archive. I did this incase something happened and I wasn't able to update for a while, and xerxes continued on updating with the frequency he has this past week, it wouldn't result in the main page having 2 or 3 posts on it due to the archive's date rules. Its set to display 8 posts now, tell me if you think it should display any more or less or if you would like me to impliment a cookie so you can decide how many posts are visible for each individual visitor.

And if you can think of another cool little feature to go in the side panel, be sure and drop a comment to suggest it.

Anywho, if you didn't follow the link in the last post, or you just didn't think it was that funny, you're gay, be sure and call your mom and tell her.

Oh yea, here's the poll I've been working on. Give'er a run and leave a comment about what ya think about it. It spawns a new window for the results, but that's just cause I'm planning on adding to the front page and I don't want to make people leave and come back just to vote on a dinky poll. I'm going to add the ability for writers to add polls but not just yet, that'll proly be more work that making the damn polling system to begin with.

I think this is the funniest thing I've seen since FatChicksInPartyHats.com.