Main Entry: in·dis·tin·guish·able
Function: adjective
a : indeterminate in shape or structure
b : not clearly recognizable or understandable

Main Entry: filth
Function: noun
a : moral corruption or defilement
b : something that tends to corrupt or defile

I got my resume online now (not that you bastards care). I also added a news search down at the bottom of the page. For the time being, if you enter more that one word into the search field, it assumes you are looking that phrase, I'll work on doing multiple keyword searches in a bit. I've also started coding a commenting system for each news update. As a side-note, I moved over to a new version of the database driver, so if you see any anomonalies, drop me a line. (Update: the commenting system should be working so feel free to add comments, just click the 'Comments...' link at the bottom of each article.)

Well, since posting that stuff about Mark Ryden's stuff in the last update, I've been browsing around looking at traditional artist's sites. I've found quite a few things I wouldn't mind hanging above my fireplace (that is if I had a fireplace). There's something about the one with the table full of villans on this gallery's site that appeals to an aesthetic part of me. Now, I'm not trying to act all artsy-fartsy, but its just good shit.

I'm still hurting for work, so if any of you fags know of any good jobs then throw me a bone.

Well, only 17 days till X-Mas!

Oh ya, I added a stories section to the navagation menu over there on the left. I'm going to start posting little amatuerish graphic novels of funny little stories that have happened to me.

Why? I'm glad you asked. Because its my goddamned site, and I can put whatever in the hell I want to put on here, so shut up, you know you love it.

My first (and only right now) entry is about a trip I took to Houston. Now, its pretty short, and hopefully the ones that follow will be longer, but for now that's all you get.

Now I know that its some pretty crappy artwork, but whatever, kinda adds to the charm and kitsch of it all. I'll prolly dig out my digital tablet for later editions, but that's all that I've got for you this go 'round. Sure I'm no Coop, but I used to design my sites with freaky little interfaces, but that was before I realized that content comes before eye-candy. There's that and the fact that if you give me shit, I'll send you a box of poop!

That pic above is copyrighted by Mark Ryden, I don't claim to own it, yada yada, insert boring disclaimer, for the purposes of covering my own ass, here.

ummm i can't sleep because i drank lots of coffee before i went to bed because it tasted good with my cigarettes that i was smoking when mister fix was playing his game on the playstation (the grey one not the new black kind). and this isn't good at all at all because i have to get up at four o'clock in the morning.

i am going to be soooooooooo tired they might even ask if i am tired when i go to work. but that is all. this is not like when christmas comes and you stay up all night so you can catch santa and take all his toys away. because that would be fun and you can get excited about that. no this is suck all around because of some reasons.

1. i do not want to wake up early tomorrow.

2. i do not want to work tomorrow.

3. santa claus isn't real anyway, stupid fucktard.

oh and i thought i would put a picture here because it is a good picture of the old man who lives across the street. he holds the sign to tell people that jesus forgives farting and that's good. because i had a burrito for supper tonight and you know what that means.

yep.

FAAAAAAAAAART!

Anywho, I ran into this article on Aarron's site, and it got me thinking about cartoons I loved as a kid (not that Hammerman was one of them). I mean nowadays, I wake up in the morning and scream 'FUCK!' because I'm late for work (ok, so not recently), but I remember waking up on a goddamned saturday and being upset that I overslept because of a certain cartoon: Kidd Video. My god I loved that unholy piece of shit. Remember all those great songs they'd end up playing every episode? Remember all those baddass 80's styles they sported? Jesus, I miss that show. And the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. And He-Man. And the one where that kid would turn into a red Corvette. Damn, I want to be a kid again.

Now that I've bared a pathetic part of my soul for all you bastards to make fun of, I'm gonna do a quick topic change. I know everyone's heard all the Lincoln/Kennedy coencidences, but placate me for a moment, cause it really is some creepy shit:

Think about that next time you're high.

this is a picture of my friend in japan who can feed people with his head because his head is bread! HA HA HA!!! head and bread rhyme!

okay, i think i have said too many things today because now all glitch13 wants to talk about is porn and he isn't telling me about the magic of how this works anymore.

so bye bye.