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NAME: pizza party lover
Thursday, November 11th, 2004 @ 12:05 am
sundays are just fine.
pizza hut four for all , limited time, any way you want it . that includes supreme, just 11.99.


NAME: girlygirl
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004 @ 03:24 pm
Sundays are the only days I have off of work now.


NAME: pizza party lover
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004 @ 02:07 am
anyone feeling the zoo or something like that this weekend?
"SAMS" 8.99 large pizza any way you want it.


NAME: g13
Thursday, November 4th, 2004 @ 08:40 am
werd


NAME: ian
Thursday, November 4th, 2004 @ 06:30 am
finally! (step outside)


NAME: g13
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004 @ 10:42 am
After the recount, I think it will be obvious to even the most partisan pundit, that Nader will take the Carribean in a landslide victory.


NAME: ian
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 @ 09:22 pm
ROCK ON!!! WATCHING THE GODDAMNED ELECTION COVERAGE!!!! EVEN THOUGH NOTHING CAN BE KNOWN YET!!!1

kill me.


NAME: shit
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004 @ 12:59 am
let's get something going this weekend. i have sat. and sun. off.


NAME: g13
Saturday, October 30th, 2004 @ 02:45 pm
It's Saturday, what's everyone doing tonight?


NAME: ian
Saturday, October 30th, 2004 @ 10:50 am
wow, the archives are something else now. all codified and subdirected and whatnot.


NAME: Feasty
Tuesday, October 26th, 2004 @ 09:17 am
Here's some quotes that were posted on a forum about Ashlee. total ownage


10/25/2004 4:58:57 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU BETTER START PRACTICING WITH 2 LITER COKE BOTTLES BEFORE YOU RECEIVE MY EXUBERANT EPIDERMAL CORDAGE. MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT. I GUARANTEE IT.

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10/25/2004 4:52:59 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.

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10/25/2004 4:49:32 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

SHE'S GOT THAT ENORMOUSE JAY LENO JAW WHICH MOST PEOPLE DON'T FIND ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT LARGE JAW ALLOWS ME TO CRAM EVERY FAT INCH OF MY GROIN EGGPLANT DOWN HER THROAT WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN HER FACE AS SHE TRIES TO LIPSYNCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. IF SHE BLACKS OUT, I JUST FLIP ON SPORTSCENTER AND CRACK OPEN A PABST ON HER BUCK TEETH. I GUARANTEE IT.

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10/25/2004 4:47:20 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE ASHLEE OUT FOR A PICNIC IN A PARK, LIE HER DOWN COMPLETELY FLAT ON THE PICNIC BLANKET, BALANCE A PABST ON HER BACK, AND RIGOROUSLY VIOLATE HER FROM BEHIND - QUIZZING HER ON BASIC GEOMETRY IN SWEDISH WHILE SHE HAS A MOUTFUL OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND ANTS CRAWLING INTO HER ARMPITS. SHE WILL CUM SO HARD HER FACE WILL MELT LIKE THAT NAZI ASS IN RAIDERS. I GUARANTEE IT.

CUNT
10/25/2004 4:45:12 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI.. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER'S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I'LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU'LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT.


GEORGE ZIMMER LIVES
10/25/2004 4:43:09 AM - by GEORGE_ZIMMER

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, BABY, I WILL BLOW LIKE A SHOTGUN THROUGH YOUR UTERUS. IT'LL SHOOT OUT YOUR EARS BEFORE YOU CAN SAY BEEF JERKY. MY COCK SHOULD BE DOING PILE DRIVERS ON YOUR TONSILS WHILE YOU HUM MOZART'S MAGIC FLUTE. YOU'D GET SO SOGGY WET WE'D NEED A MOP. I GUARANTEE IT.


lmao


NAME: pizza party lover
Tuesday, October 26th, 2004 @ 01:50 am
i was eating a slice of "the new yorker" from pizza hut when that took place. funny shit! get a load of that spear she calls a nose.


NAME: g13
Monday, October 25th, 2004 @ 09:48 am
Fresh from Drudge:
Now you get to see Ashlee Simpson get busted lipsyncing just as Scott and I did:
CHOKE!


NAME: shit
Sunday, October 24th, 2004 @ 09:41 pm
time for a new poll!


NAME: g13
Friday, October 22nd, 2004 @ 11:59 am
The comments and the peanut gallery are now separate. Also, apparently, the comments are back.

Yes, I am a bi-polar.


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