Tim Schaffer over at Double Fine has been rocking the boat as of late, trying to get the XBox360 team to put Psychonauts on the 360's backwards compatibility list. Well, I had enough. I came to the conclusion that I can't sit around bitching about something waiting for miracles if the person I'm bitching about doesn't hear me. Fired up the ol' email client and shat out an email to the Double Fine folks:

To Whom it May Concern,

If everyone is so jazzed about getting Psychonauts on the 360's compatibility list so that more people can play it, WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU PORT THE THING TO THE GAMECUBE? Why are you targeting a mouth breathing, Madden obsessed, "hardcore" gamer demographic for your inspired, charming, and completely brilliant outing (I'm talking about Psychonauts here)? I'm no specialist, but to me the XBox/PS2 market is filled to the brim with foul mouthed 13 year olds that wouldn't pee on a copy Psychonauts if it was on fire because it's too "kiddy."

You broke my heart,
Brent.

Now it's time to just sit back and watch as my haymaker of an email invokes the winds of change.