fuck the british royals in their stodgy irrelevant fucking asses. get out of my goddamned field of consciousness and die.
die fucking hard. and to the one that's dead, i wish you were deader.
Hey, looking for something to do on new years eve? Ex-Voto is playing @ Twiropa!!!
GO GO GO!
NAME: ian
Thursday, December 2nd, 2004 @ 12:35 pm
maya rudolph's mom sang "loving you"???!!!
what the hell?
NAME: ian
Wednesday, December 1st, 2004 @ 11:03 am
i know. but apparently editors at cnn don't know that.
NAME: anonymous
Wednesday, December 1st, 2004 @ 09:18 am
It's misspelled. Correct spelling is rapport.
NAME: ian
Monday, November 29th, 2004 @ 06:49 pm
there's a word that gets used every once in awhile.
repoire look it up. look for it in dictionaries. then just google it.
NAME: g13
Monday, November 29th, 2004 @ 01:04 pm
I suppose someone will have to bite before you tell us this idea, so:
What's this idea for a wikipedia entry?
NAME: ian
Sunday, November 28th, 2004 @ 11:14 am
i've got an idea for a wikipedia entry if anyone wants it.
NAME: dr01d
Friday, November 26th, 2004 @ 01:00 pm
I forgot to mention, in the middle of the table would be a bowl of peanuts.
NAME: ian
Friday, November 26th, 2004 @ 11:42 am
you wouldn't just be famous, you'd be IN-famous.
why were you going to get linked from fark?
NAME: g13
Friday, November 26th, 2004 @ 11:08 am
Ok, peanut gallery is back up. Had a scare where I thought I was going to get linked from Fark (which would surely fry this connection) so I had to break the link to that page.
NAME: dr01d
Wednesday, November 24th, 2004 @ 03:55 pm
(15:51:06) im@work: i got an idea
(15:51:20) im@work: make you famous
(15:51:26) BRENT@work: sell poo on a stick? yeah, I had the same idea
(15:51:29) im@work: kinda
(15:51:36) im@work: here's what you do
(15:51:42) im@work: put on an art show
(15:51:48) im@work: you don't eat for a week
(15:52:07) im@work: then, you eat a huge fullcourse meal
(15:52:23) im@work: but, you only eat half of everything on the table
(15:52:29) im@work: like, half a birthday cake
(15:52:32) im@work: half an apple
(15:52:34) im@work: etc
(15:52:42) im@work: then, you take a giganic crap
(15:52:52) im@work: put on gloves, and a gas mask
(15:52:59) im@work: and sculpt the crap
(15:53:09) im@work: to recreate the half of everything you ate
(15:53:18) im@work: then, you shilac it all
(15:53:26) BRENT@work: that would be cool if it weren't utterly disgusting
(15:53:31) im@work: place it on a banquet table
(15:53:41) im@work: and call the art show: "everything turns to shit"
(15:53:57) im@work: people would walk in
(15:54:01) im@work: and be like "wtf"
(15:54:05) im@work: then they would get it
(15:54:09) im@work: and be like "ah"
(15:54:18) BRENT@work: then they would vomit everywhere
(15:54:23) im@work: then they would really get it and be like "THAT"S FUCKING DISGUSTING"
(15:54:29) im@work: taadaa
(15:54:36) im@work: instant contraversy
(15:54:40) im@work: instant fame
(15:54:52) BRENT@work: instant fame or in - famy
(15:54:58) im@work: same thing
(15:54:59) im@work: :)
(15:55:03) BRENT@work: you'd be the turd dude
(15:55:08) BRENT@work: that's who you'd be
(15:55:13) BRENT@work: the dude with the turds
(15:55:18) BRENT@work: that's not cool
(15:55:22) im@work: fame is fame
(15:55:27) BRENT@work: haha
(15:55:33) im@work: any publicity is good publicity
(15:55:49) im@work: cuz the "turd dude" can get a spot on conan o'brien or the daily show...
(15:57:14) im@work: but you can't