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Category: Politics
Tuesday, October 30th, 2001 @ 05:13 pm
okay, i'd really like to spend this whole block of news update publicly thanking everyone for being so cool and helpful while i've been offline, but i'm afraid that just won't be possible right now.

well, i guess i can do that, but not for too long. there's big news afoot. so thanks (publicly) everyone for being so cool and helpful this past month or so. soon as i get the e-mail situation worked out i'll be e-mailing you all hugemongous wads of smelly green cash. but now there's a crisis that needs to be addressed.

i'm sure you can all readily recognize that as the package design for mountain dew's code red line of drinks. seems normal and harmless enough, right? WRONG!!! just a few short days ago i was in a convenience store and i saw a case of the stuff sitting upside down.

just like that. at first, i thought it interesting that the M and W were still lined up the same way. then i saw it. what normally says "Dew" clearly says "Mao" when inverted. you know, like chairman mao, evil communist dictator of china. and the box was red, like code red. and the code red thing started in china. and wow! it just like all hit me at once. code red mountain dew will make you a communist if you drink it.

so stay away from that stuff, kids. you've been warned.


NAME: ian
WEBSITE: http://you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re looking at it
Friday, November 2nd, 2001 @ 07:07 am
this one actually works

NAME: ian
WEBSITE: http://you\\\'re looking at it
Friday, November 2nd, 2001 @ 07:04 am
guess i should have checked it first

NAME: ian
WEBSITE: http://you\\\'re looking at it
Friday, November 2nd, 2001 @ 07:03 am
well, i guess that's what was happening while we were mulling car payments and max payne.

and here's the link to that animation that was being sought after...^_^

NAME: foo
Thursday, November 1st, 2001 @ 10:04 am
Yeah, Halloween was fun...but don't worry Glitch, you didn't miss too much. It was probably a good idea to stay home so you wouldn't be all pussy-tired for work.
HAHA Glitch!!!

HAHA Glitch!!!


NAME: suz
Thursday, November 1st, 2001 @ 12:59 am

NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, October 30th, 2001 @ 05:40 pm
Sorry for the name thing, i did a quick fix on this article, but I'm going to have to go elbow deep in code to get it working properly. Its because i took a shortcut while recoding the site just to get it up and working, then forgot to fix it later.

And the code red virus having the same name isn't a coencidence, the virus was named after the drink. DUH!

NAME: ian
WEBSITE: http://you're looking at it
Tuesday, October 30th, 2001 @ 05:20 pm
okay. so i swear i logged in and who gets all the credit for my keen sense of observation and concern for my fellow americans? glitch, glitch, glitch. always glitch.