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| WAR IS HELL... FOR THE OTHER GUYS |  | Category: Politics
Thursday, November 15th, 2001 @ 08:38 pm
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So, there he is, the new mayor of New Orleans. Well, with any luck, he will be. He drinks, he smokes, he gives you pointers on how to pick women up in bars (by talking to their ass). He rocks.
Me and the crew went down to El Matador, a bar on Decatur St. in New Orleans, and wound up running into this slightly portly (you can't seem to tell from the picture) fellow wearing a black felt cowboy hat. In my drunken stupor I told Ian to ask him to serenade us with the "Are you Ready for Some Football?!" Monday Night Football theme song by good ole' Hanky Williams J.R. due to his striking resemblance, and he seemed to want to do it, but never got around to it. Instead he ended up giving us "Player for Mayor" and "Drew in 2002" stickers from his campaign and stumbling around giving us pick up lines.
We did however, as Xerxes said below, run across Dave Cross from Mr. Show with Dave and Bob at the same place and ended up crashing his little private crew. He didn't seem to happy about strangers talking to him, but I had to bask in his balding glow, I mean he made The D famous for christ's sake! Well, I apologized for bugging him, shook his hand and stumbled off. Then it hit me! He and Bob were on Space Ghost once and I've always had a huge curiosity about how those interviews actually, technically take place. So I grudgingly bugged him again, except this time, when I asked him this question his face lit up and he started going into the process and wildly flailing his arms around and shit.
He explained that basically they sit you infront of a green screen with four writers from the show and basically just fuck with you, then they write a space ghost episode around that. About what I suspected.
Aside from all these celebrity stories, I have one more thing to bring up. About two months ago I got into fights with alot of people over whether or not this was going to be World War III or us kicking the shit outta a bunch of dune dwellers with their dicks in the sand. Well, the state things are pretty much all over the news and I only have two words for you nay-saying bunch of fags that argued with me:
Daisy Cutter
Period. That is all.
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