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MAGIC, ITS WHATS FOR BREFAST (TIME FOR SOME CHEESE)
Category: Rant
Tuesday, December 18th, 2001 @ 02:24 am
Posted By Brent
     Magic. I got into a conversation with a friend the other day about it. He has kids and is extremely worried about the fact that every time they bring up magic, he debunks it; yet when it come to questions like "how does Santa Claus fit down the chimney?" his answer is always magic. I suppose its really not important seeing as they won't be buying that line of crap forever. You gotta grow up someday...

     Which brings me to my point. Believe it or not, there are a lot of people who believe in magic. Actually, the result of an indepent poll show that 80% of blacks believe white people put "black only" sterilization chemicals in the water supply, but that's a different story. There are people who believe in magic, there are people who believe in angels, and there are people who believe in the motherfucking Lock Ness monster. This is the twenty-first century, yet we still have people who believe this mindless bullshit.

     I have a friend, the same one I spoke of earlier, who thinks that popular culture is dragging us into another dark age due to our sudden reluctance to accept science. Now, science may have meandered from its core roots, but all in all its a dicipline that allows one to only accept something as fact if it can be proven through a logical process. Many a person believes in acupuncture, auras, yoga, meditation, etc... yet all of it is unproven. Of course, all of these people will say its drug companies and 'Big Brother' don't even want to give it the time of day. Bullshit. They've tested it all. They would rather believe that these people are hiding the facts about it all; but the clear truth is, these entities are driven by money. If they could market a super-duper pain killing acupuncture needle, they would, in a New York minute; whatever that means. But they can't because sticking a needle in your skin does NOTHING but make a really small hole.

     I'm tired of it all. I wish it all would stop.

     In other news, I snagged the Cowboy Bebop movie off Morpheus and burned it to VCD (although its in Jappy with subtitles), so I'm waiting for a friend to drop by with some whiskey so we can make a night out of it.

     And in even other-er news, I need some more fucking writers. The ones I have now are slackers, and my girlfriend refuses to post for me. So, I don't care who you are, even if you just stumbled upon this site by searching for vulva pump on google, drop me a line and join an alcoholic from New Orleans in his quest to add more drivel to the ol' WWW. That is all.

BUTTS




Comments

NAME: mr. fix
Sunday, December 23rd, 2001 @ 04:12 pm
i am yet again in a vast wasteland of no acccess...


NAME: red bean
Saturday, December 22nd, 2001 @ 06:11 pm
i would like to add to this website with a little freestyle rap. starting in 14 hours.


NAME: ian
Friday, December 21st, 2001 @ 02:17 am
sorry
meant to say invisible beings with super powers that live in space are very real.
to wit...
jesus and allah
both of which seem to have taken the time to assemble armies to fight in their names.
time and time (and time) again.
or you can substitue yahweh for jesus.
if you like.


NAME: suz
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 11:53 pm
That was just 4 u Girlygirl, anytime!


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://www.glitch13.com
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 07:35 pm
Suz, you made me laugh so hard my contact fell out.


NAME: glitch13
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 07:29 pm
Does he look something like this:



If so, you smoke crack.


NAME: suz
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 06:51 pm
my little friend Simon w/ pointy little horns sticking out of his cute little head, who sits on my shoulder is real.We play Simon Says every so often.


NAME: glitch13
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 06:50 pm
invisible super powers that live in space are very real.

What the hell does that mean?


NAME: ian
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 06:19 pm
angel boris's ass is real.

that counter at the top of the page is real.

invisible super powers that live in space are very real.


NAME: foo
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 07:48 am
> is the same little 'twinge', the same instinct as you put it, that causes the belief in a god.

You're right.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://www.glitch13.com
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 01:43 am
Nessy is real...the little green guys in the spaceship told me so.


NAME: glitch13
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 01:37 am
While I agree with you, I hate to strike an expired equine....

I believe that the same thing that causes these people to put their faith in this big load of bullshit, is the same little 'twinge', the same instinct as you put it, that causes the belief in a god. Now you'll probably apply your world famous switch-stance debate maneuver to nullify my argument with agreement, but the fact remains that you believe there's a truth behind it and I don't.


NAME: foo
Thursday, December 20th, 2001 @ 12:10 am
Don't forget that while most modern people will scoff at wizards and gnomes, alchemy and gods, they have no problem believing in the "spiritual". You'll very very often hear people describe themselves as "spiritual" rather than religious. They feel that this gives them a one up relative to the Christians who believe in virgin birth, resurrection, and angels.

Meanwhile most of these fuckos believe that the earth is alive, that everything has a soul, that true telepathy exists. Fundamentally, they still believe in magic. They believe that there are "forces" beyond the understanding of science. They believe that we are all made of "energy" (and I don't mean in the thermodynamic sense). Fundamentally, most people believe in magic whether they'll admit to it or not.

It's all crap.


NAME: red bean
Wednesday, December 19th, 2001 @ 06:41 pm
more butts please


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, December 18th, 2001 @ 08:22 pm
How do you do that voodoo you do, so well?

Voodoo wasn't mentioned mainly because I didn't think of it. That, and you have to be a retard to beleive in voodoo; the type of people I would rather not come to my site.


NAME: matt
Tuesday, December 18th, 2001 @ 02:38 pm
not once was voodoo mentioned in this post...why?
we live in new orleans after all.


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