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THE PROBLEM WITH GEEK CHIC
Category: Rant
Tuesday, February 5th, 2002 @ 07:03 pm
Posted By Brent
Know the Enemy
When I first got into the whole programming-slashdot-linux scene, I remember seeing a lot of the term "geek" being used in a complimentary sense. Geeks were (and still are in these circles) made out to be uber brains and "holier than thou" mega bad-asses. Its been alluded to many a time in this scene that geeks have actually been bad arse cool motherfuckers that have been overlooked for way too long and that we have finally reached a golden age where they are recognized for the brain-chic style that they have possessed all along.

Once I got fully indoctrinated into the profession I then started, and currently still hold (programming), I felt I was one of these people. I was part of the uber-elite, the genius stylers, the rogue brainy rebel that I've always known I was. Jesus Christ was I wrong.

Don't let this propaganda fool you, these people are still fuck wads with no lives. My enlightenment began when I felt I had enough experience and was fit enough to attend my first Linux User's Group meeting. Fuck me silly and call me Susan, these people were losers. And not just losers: allow me to digress...

I was by no means the most popular person in high school, but I still retained a certain charisma or good looks that allowed me to escape the dork stereotype. I was friends with people who were considered geeks, and after my experiences with them, I realized it was a well deserved title: you see, true geeks, while being picked on all the time, really believe they are in fact much better than your average insecure teenager. Actually, they are downright dicks. I learned an important lesson on the day of that Linux User Group meeting: fitting in with a dork scene is no excuse for being a social pariah and a dick to anyone you don't consider "on the level". The bigger problem is now that these people believe they belong to some elite clique, they feel that they have license to bloat their own egos even further.

Of course you have your exceptions, Rob "Cmdr Taco" Malda, of slashdot fame, would be one of them. Self-proclaimed geek, open-source developer, has a girlfriend that's pretty easy on the eyes, etc. But this is an extreme case of an extreme exception; you could almost say its the exception that proves the rule.

In closing I'll say: If ever you're in a room with 8 guys who all have leatherman tools in a pouch on their belt, and they don't actually work with leather for a living, these are not people you want to be around. Unless, of course, you're a egomaniacal loser.



Comments

NAME: XenuSux
Friday, February 15th, 2002 @ 10:11 am
Ian..and others interested...the withholding of the CP = human suffering, and according to you, human suffering = entertainment..by by withholding the CP, we're only entertaining you right? The fact of the matter is, if the CP were something that were not a huge fucking challenge to obtain, you all wouldn't be obsessing so much about it...or maybe you would. HA HA


NAME: ian
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 07:34 pm
XenuSux... i'm really not sure what you're getting at.

suz... that's what i do


NAME: suz
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 04:54 pm
Who's a stockmaster? thanx Ian for clearing that up for me....who ever u are


NAME: foo
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 02:33 pm
What in the flying batshit did that last sentence mean, stockmaster?


NAME: XenuSux
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 01:33 pm
so ian, but women not giving up the cp often enough, we're only helping u???


NAME: foo
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 01:26 pm
Glitch, tell girlygirl to stop reading. I don't want womyn to know my secrets!


NAME: foo
WEBSITE: http://foo
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 01:26 pm
Girlygirl, stop being so hot on the webcam.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 11:03 am
You know, I can read, foo.


NAME: foo
WEBSITE: http://foo
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 10:20 am
You know, I'm really not into degradeing. I mean, I'm not even a teacher.

BTW Glitch, tell girlygirl to stop being so hot in the webcam.


NAME: ian
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 09:15 am
it's simple, suz. human suffering = entertainment. as was proven by gladiators. and boxers. and the three stooges. and jokes about the challenger explosion. and ultimate fighting championship. and every gag reel on every skate video ever made. we like it. even those among us who would like to pretend to be more dignified or civilized or whatever. we like seeing one another get cut down. so it only makes sense that we should get at least a little thrill from causing a little injury ourselves.

or hell, i could be wrong.


NAME: glitch13
Friday, February 8th, 2002 @ 09:06 am
What is it with the female sex not giving up the CP often enough?


NAME: suz
Thursday, February 7th, 2002 @ 09:09 pm
Again ........what is it w/ the male species and them degradeing each other.


NAME: XenuSux
Thursday, February 7th, 2002 @ 03:43 pm
foo roxx


NAME: foo
WEBSITE: http://foo
Thursday, February 7th, 2002 @ 10:25 am
I quote myself when I say:
Being smart and good at computers doesn't make you a geek, being a fucking dick that doesn't bathe and obsesses over Babylon 5 makes you a geek


NAME: glitch13
Thursday, February 7th, 2002 @ 09:27 am
Behold: Leatherman!


NAME: foo
WEBSITE: http://foo
Thursday, February 7th, 2002 @ 09:03 am
What the fuxxor is a leatherman? To me it conjures images of guys with handlebar mustaches dancing on the bar at the Bourbon Pub.


NAME: ian
Wednesday, February 6th, 2002 @ 08:51 pm
If ever you're in a room with 8 guys who all have leatherman tools in a pouch on their belt, and they don't actually work with leather for a living, these are not people you want to be around.

I guess that's as good a reason as any for me to have gotten out of the air force. Everyone in EMT carried a leatherman. None of us worked with leather for a living.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com
Tuesday, February 5th, 2002 @ 10:59 pm
you're such a geek.
xoxo


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