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Category: Booze
Thursday, March 28th, 2002 @ 07:45 pm
Posted By Brent
Two roads diverged in a wood...
Ahh, the joys of a three day weekend. In the world of the nine-to-fiver, does such a wonderment compare? Of course not, but along with the joys comes much responsibility...

Well, not normally, but in my precarious position, I must judge wisely my actions of said "three day weekend". "How so?" you might ask. You see, I am on the precipice of full-blown alcoholism and as a working stiff, have shifted my vices to an according schedule. Yes, as you have read in previous posts, I do all my drinking on weekends as to not interfere with my work schedule. If you've ever woken up for work in a drunken stupor from the night before, you'll understand my situation all the more.

All of my debauchery takes place on the weekend, therefore, with Thursday not officially being a weekend and all, I am in what some would call a pickle. Do I enjoy said "three day weekend" to it's fullest, or do I stick to my stringent schedule of schluffing moral turpitude to the remaining days of the week in which I am not normally employed in some extent.

Well, I have to say, during the course of writing this article, I delved myself into the bottle in hopes of finding the one, pure truth. I have made my decision, and I hope you all can abide by it.


NAME: brandan turner
Friday, March 29th, 2002 @ 08:30 pm
going tp portofcall at 830 blease releive my cancer

NAME: brandan turner
Friday, March 29th, 2002 @ 03:26 pm
someone please call me .i'm full of cancer. 5046211095

NAME: mr.fix
Friday, March 29th, 2002 @ 03:22 pm
i'm only going to say this once.
you fuckers dug your grave now make your beds in it!!!

NAME: ian
Friday, March 29th, 2002 @ 05:30 am
let's see how you're abiding by your decision when you wake up, fightface.

NAME: foo
Friday, March 29th, 2002 @ 01:40 am
Drink one for me. I'm running in the classic on Sunday and drinks are off limits in the meantime...