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BAD LIKE A RABID WOLF, DRUNK LIKE A BUM AND SEXY LIKE A RAZOR CAKE. LET'S WELCOME BACK...
Category: Social
Wednesday, April 10th, 2002 @ 05:00 pm
Posted By mr.fix
your savior mr.fix
As you may or may not know i am not the most level headed or sane prick that posts on this professionally jumbled mass of personal progress and tech news we all lovingly call Glitch13.com. That being said and since i have been gone for so long i think a re-introduction is in order.

My name is fix, first name mr. last name fix. You will address me as "Your Royal Lushness" or "King Throatcandy" if of course i feel your throat is an acceptable receptacle for my Royal Skin Sceptor. If per chance we are to meet face to face and you feel it necessary to comunicate via your mortal pie hole you will embrace the ground as it has become holy since my feet have tred upon it. You will also remember not to look me directly in the eyes. i Guess that those are the only things you need to know for now as far as re-introduction is concerned. Onto the meat.

Since moving to Missoula, Mt. i have had alot of time to think. Most of this time thinking has been wasted on drinking, letching and lying. Some of it has been spent thinking. "What", you may ask your self, "has fix been thinking about?". Well, let me tell you. i Have been thinking about the future, the future of man kind. Imagine, if you will, a world filled with love instead of hate. A world where unicorns and candy canes play together hand in hand. Muffins co-habitate with the potato children and the Gumdrop Gang doesn't rape all of the woman in the Corn Cob kingdom. Cars fly silent with lazer pilots on full alert! i Mean, what a world it could be. i Have a dream ladies and gents and you can do your part to help it all come together, all you have to do is send a note to me here at glitch13.com and we can arange a way for you to make a substansial donation to the "New Orleans BBQ fund"(a.k.a. fix & miss a move to New Orleans fund) that i am trying to get together. If of course you are against this sort of endevor you can jump up a camels ass and suffocate. once again thank you for my time and best wishes, your friend fix.
That is all.



Comments

NAME: mr.fix
Monday, April 15th, 2002 @ 05:12 pm
some one has gotten the inside scoop!!!
meee oh my!!!!


NAME: glitch13
Sunday, April 14th, 2002 @ 04:33 pm
They're asking for one Tron soundtrack (on vinyl) and one stolen old style razor that you can change the blades on.


NAME: ian
Saturday, April 13th, 2002 @ 04:38 pm
we'll make them out of bird nests and glue and confetti and firecrackers.

how much do they want for that place?


NAME: miss a
Saturday, April 13th, 2002 @ 03:45 pm
It's still for sale, maybe we should all go back, buy it, and retire. and make babies.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com
Saturday, April 13th, 2002 @ 01:01 am
oh, well..that makes more sense.


NAME: ian
Friday, April 12th, 2002 @ 08:20 pm
(austin dallas, a.k.a. the house that love built)


NAME: glitch13
Friday, April 12th, 2002 @ 05:29 pm
I don't believe Austin is in Dallas. And both are still around so I doubt they had their last day in 2001.

Try and keep up here.


NAME: mr.fix
Friday, April 12th, 2002 @ 02:42 pm
yeah Batman is rich. imagine the Elvis style sex that freak could have in the batcave!!! what a freak!!! you KNoW? ...and he's a BAT!!!
But then again, he let's robin go in and out of the bat cave, as if he(Batman) where a loose whore, and ALfred RUNS the BAtcave. or some thing.
and the picture above was taken the last day of Austin Dallas 2001.


NAME: ian
Thursday, April 11th, 2002 @ 02:58 am
excuse me while i wash the wow out of my eyes.


NAME: brandon turner
Wednesday, April 10th, 2002 @ 11:42 pm
alot


NAME: glitch13
Wednesday, April 10th, 2002 @ 11:12 pm
Batman.

He's rich. And Spider man always has the same girlfriend where as Batman's banged just about every chocha in Gotham City by now.


NAME: suz
Wednesday, April 10th, 2002 @ 11:09 pm
I was wondering glitch if you could choose between Spiderman or Batman, who would it be?
And, Mr Fix um....sorry i have know donation..well I do, I just don't know who the hell you are.


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