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DRINKING BUDDIES UNITE!

Category: Social
Tuesday, April 30th, 2002 @ 08:07 pm

Posted By Brent

I'm Screwed

My fellow drinking friends, this is the time you must unite, and stand behind me. This is one of those times when people need people. To be more specific, this is when people need people to drink with. Yep, you guessed it, I've been fired. Well, not so much fired, but my company has gone out of business and I have been laid off, let go, given the walking papers, however you want to call it.

So, in response, I am calling on all able bodied drinkers to join me in an asemblage of drunkeness and comiseration. We must show those who are not looking and don't care that we will not go silently in to that good night, which we will, of couse.

I have come upon a time of deep reflection and deep sips from the bottle, and I ask of you, my bretheren, to not think of yourselves, but instead, think of me and how much alcohol I need to consume until my grief is somewhere in the bottom of a vessel of booze. These are grave times indeed.

Comments

NAME: Fluffy

Wednesday, May 8th, 2002 @ 12:53 am

...Someone needs a website?...MUHAHA...haha..ha..heh..he

NAME: re dbean

Friday, May 3rd, 2002 @ 11:58 pm

i think my

NAME: davidb

Friday, May 3rd, 2002 @ 03:10 am

Hey Glitch, why don't you come into the office for a while?
It's a real laugh-riot around there now.

You get to watch everyone dive under tables when the phone rings.
And a certain large home appliance retailer still hasn't told their franchises that they can no longer call for support.
And a certain small software development firm still hasn't told their clients that the game is up.

Now, where DID I put that bottle of Crown Royal?

NAME: glitch13

Friday, May 3rd, 2002 @ 01:26 am

thanks, that cheered me up in that way that doesn't cheer you up at all. If you have any furthur inspiration, please send it to my new email address, asdf@asdf.com.

NAME: XenuSux

Thursday, May 2nd, 2002 @ 04:59 pm

And this...
HELP WANTED

NAME: XenuSux

Thursday, May 2nd, 2002 @ 04:52 pm

Oh...glitch13, you should be able to appreciate this...
LAID OFF

NAME: XenuSux

Thursday, May 2nd, 2002 @ 04:43 pm

I was thinkig the same damn thing gg. Hmmm. I'll call it whatever the fuck they want me to call it if it means cheaper margaritas.

NAME: GirlyGirl

WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com

Thursday, May 2nd, 2002 @ 02:13 pm

I guess to the people at Cuco's "cinqo" stands for 3.

NAME: foo

Thursday, May 2nd, 2002 @ 10:39 am

Not that I've ever done anything like that before...

NAME: foo

Thursday, May 2nd, 2002 @ 10:31 am

Tomorrow night is Cuco's Cinqo De Mayo celebrations. It's usually pretty big with a band and whatnot. You guys feel like checking that out?

I promise not to get mad, flip everyone off, storm out of the house, drive around the block, and come back still pissed.

NAME: matt

Thursday, May 2nd, 2002 @ 03:27 am

um, if you want some money, the company i work for can use a website that i was thinking about doing but we can talk about it later!
serious

NAME: glitch13

Thursday, May 2nd, 2002 @ 02:42 am

Well, my first full day of unemployment is just about behind me. What did I do you may ask? Absolutely nothing. Sat on my ass, watched the boob toob, had a beer or two.

Its very strange, when I was working I still had weekends to relax, but there was the sense of urgency about cutting loose because I knew it would end on monday. This is the first time in a while that I've felt completely relaxed, with no sense of dread that it will be over in a day or two's time.

Oh well, I told gg early on in the day that I didn't want to be asked questions about money or jobs today, and she gladly complied. Which reminds me of when everyone at work was calling their significant others on the phone to drop the bomb. Everybodies 'partners' were in these states of disbelief about the whole thing, and asking assloads of questions that are better answered at a different time and place. I called gg and told her the news and she said, "That sucks, I'll pick up some booze on the way to get you."

Now that's what I call understanding.

NAME: pusher

Wednesday, May 1st, 2002 @ 11:18 am

sorry to hear it man, hope there was at least some severence pay or something. if not, then fuck 'em.
would have stopped by, didn't get the news till late last night. sorry.

I'm sure you'll go on to bigger and better things though.

NAME: xerxes7

Wednesday, May 1st, 2002 @ 02:53 am

i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now...

sorry.
got home from work at a late hour. drinking was already commenced. i heard the news before going to bed and i don't know if i can sleep tonight (honestt to dub).

shit.
fuck.
damn.
youdon't know how i'm wrecked ritght now.

fuck.

NAME: GirlyGirl

WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com

Wednesday, May 1st, 2002 @ 01:06 am

Hey Glitch, step into my office...

NAME: re dbean

Tuesday, April 30th, 2002 @ 11:33 pm

sorry about the layoff man. you were just starting to get jucy. i says six things, z o l of t. i almost shit my skirt when i heard you was drinking on a weekday. smart ass computer dudes in louisiana , what the fuck. sorry again man.

NAME: suz

Tuesday, April 30th, 2002 @ 09:23 pm

i'm sorry........but think of it as your vacation starting early. Enjoy your time off......and do some shots for me.