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DRINKING BUDDIES UNITE! | | Category: Social Tuesday, April 30th, 2002 @ 08:07 pm
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I'm Screwed
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My fellow drinking friends, this is the time you must unite, and stand behind me. This is one of those times when people need people. To be more specific, this is when people need people to drink with. Yep, you guessed it, I've been fired. Well, not so much fired, but my company has gone out of business and I have been laid off, let go, given the walking papers, however you want to call it.
So, in response, I am calling on all able bodied drinkers to join me in an asemblage of drunkeness and comiseration. We must show those who are not looking and don't care that we will not go silently in to that good night, which we will, of couse.
I have come upon a time of deep reflection and deep sips from the bottle, and I ask of you, my bretheren, to not think of yourselves, but instead, think of me and how much alcohol I need to consume until my grief is somewhere in the bottom of a vessel of booze. These are grave times indeed.
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