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Category: Social
Wednesday, May 15th, 2002 @ 08:01 pm
Posted By Brent
Envy Me
Well, I'm about to embark on my much needed vacation. Its been well over 4 years since I've left this state on vacation, granted Florida isn't what one would consider "leaving Louisiana", but guess what, fuck you, I'm going to the beach!

Not only am I going to the beach, but we also have rented a house/condo with it's own pool and such amenities. Of course, I may get there and it is a dump, but if the pictures hold true, it seems like I'll be having a pretty eff'in good time. A little sun, a little sex, a little booze, a little narcotics, a little of everything.

As Brian Denehey once said of Chris Farely, "He consumed too much of life," I hope to follow in the same footprints.... except not be fat.

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying, "glitch, or whatever your dorky online name is, why do you feel you need to keep me up to par with your day to day life?" Well, my friend, I don't. I just wanted to rub it in all of your punk BITCH FACES!!! HAR HAR!!!! I'm GOING TO THE BEACH!!! AND TO THE POOL!!! AND TO THE CONDO!!! AND TO THE BATHROOM IN THE CONDO!!! AND IT HAS A KITCHEN!!! AND STUFF ALONG THESE LINES!!!!

Ok, enough of that. I hope it cuts all of you real deep. Except for Foo, who got me a job. Don't feel bad, you make much more than me. You beat me in many categories, EXCEPT FOR THE GOING TO THE BEACH CATEGORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'm over it, really. PSYCH!!!! JUST KIDDING!!!! I R00L AND ALL OF YOU ARE FOOLS!!!!

Ok, I own and all, but you guys are great. PSYCH!!!

And don't forget,



NAME: miss priss
Friday, May 24th, 2002 @ 08:37 am
girls like it better when you link it.

NAME: Feasty
Friday, May 24th, 2002 @ 07:10 am

NAME: brandon turner
Thursday, May 23rd, 2002 @ 06:03 pm
going tp mollys
call me on the cell phone
don't be a d bag

NAME: soria_7
Thursday, May 23rd, 2002 @ 06:29 am
Beaches are dirty and full of sand. Be careful so you don't get any in your butt, cuz that doesn't feel good.

NAME: suz
Friday, May 17th, 2002 @ 09:12 pm
HAPPY B-DAY GLITCH! enjoy your vacation, you deserve it working those long hours. take lots of naked pic's of your little woman on da beach.

NAME: matt
Thursday, May 16th, 2002 @ 02:32 pm
i'll be working, but if i manage to get fired this weekend i'll meet you there.

NAME: xerxes7
Thursday, May 16th, 2002 @ 08:26 am
it's on sunfish and KOKOMO ROW!!!!!!

NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com
Thursday, May 16th, 2002 @ 08:15 am
I wonder how long it will take before we go thru computer-withdrawal..

NAME: brandon turner
Wednesday, May 15th, 2002 @ 11:32 pm
i'm gona go fat dipping because i'm not skinny.

NAME: foo
Wednesday, May 15th, 2002 @ 08:30 pm
I was OK until the last line there...

Seriously, you guys have fun! Drink a little booze-a-dilly-o for me.