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SMALLER AND WORSE THINGS

Category: Rant
Thursday, June 20th, 2002 @ 09:44 pm

Posted By Brent

DEATH KNELL

Well, I think this may be it. Poor ticket sales and lack of industry support may have put the final nail in glitch13.com's coffin. When it first started, the media proclaimed it would "revolutionize the way [we] waste time." It was supposed to reinvigorate the sagging interest in websites that offered absolutely nothing. Well, they were wrong. Dead wrong.

...

In reality, I've just lost interest in this website. I wish I could say something, like all those other webmasters who kill their site, like, "I love doing this, its just that the need to earn a steady paycheck and maintain a normal life just outweigh my interest in continuing..." But, as most of you who know me, that's just not true.

The format and subject (or lack there of) of this site has just stagnated and I'm not really interested in either anymore.

In other, more interesting news, I'm making pretty good progress on girlygirl's website, and its proving to be a fun project. She'll prolly end up with a cam and a wishlist, but hey, I'd fucking do it people would buy me shit. Her site's design is coming along swimmingly, and that backend is proving to be much more esthetically pleasing from a coding standpoint, and more interesting to work on. I could geek on about database abstraction and modular graphical functions, but you could probably care less. Suffice to say, it will probably entertain you more than this site.

So, what will happen to glitch13.com you ask? Dunno. Prolly get it off this pay server. Foo may choose to bail too, unless may girlygirl joins him with her site to ease the financial burden. Who knows. After that, I may or may not repoint the domain back to my home computer, with a more lax, less media intensive, less everything site.

If this site was on your daily check list of surfing, I'd apologize for taking it down, that is, if I didn't already know that fact that visiting this site daily has has little to no pay off for some time now.

In closing, I'd like to use the immortal words of one Mr. Andrew Von Fix,

that is all

Comments

NAME:

Friday, April 28th, 2006 @ 06:28 pm

i do not like it.it is notgood.

NAME:

Friday, April 28th, 2006 @ 06:27 pm

i do not like it.

NAME:

Friday, April 28th, 2006 @ 06:21 pm

i do not like it.

NAME:

Friday, April 28th, 2006 @ 06:21 pm

i do not like it.

NAME:

Friday, April 28th, 2006 @ 06:21 pm

i do not like it.

NAME: chick poker

Thursday, August 29th, 2002 @ 04:30 pm

the bulldog. tonight.
god bless america

NAME: Feasty

Saturday, August 24th, 2002 @ 08:46 pm

Here's the Thread:
tada

NAME: Feasty

Saturday, August 24th, 2002 @ 08:42 pm

Here is Glitch with his friends on a normal saturday playing Everquest, since the Real game wont run on his computer anymore.

LIGHTINGBOLT!

NAME: redbea n

Thursday, August 22nd, 2002 @ 03:27 pm

who wants to go to a zephyrs game tonight ?
it's $1.00 beer night and the best seats in the house are only $9.00 bucks. i'm going to go and get all fucked up. one time a dude even had his tooth knocked out. it was nice because he had a red shirt and children didn't see blood.
i've got the power

NAME: mc collords ass kicker

Saturday, August 17th, 2002 @ 12:43 pm

please . someone post something new. i know . me kicking mc collords ass for the 20th time.

NAME: mc collords ass kicker

Thursday, August 15th, 2002 @ 09:52 pm

where it's friday is when I kick mc collords ass again.

NAME: ian

Thursday, August 15th, 2002 @ 06:17 pm

why can't i be living in the future, where it's fucking friday already????

NAME: shit

Wednesday, August 14th, 2002 @ 10:50 pm

if you feel like you need your ass blown out check out www.moistboyz.com and listen to the samps.you will shit

NAME: redb ean

Wednesday, August 14th, 2002 @ 06:53 am

NAME: ian

Tuesday, August 13th, 2002 @ 11:48 pm

i'll give it a shot. BUT if i sound like shit, you have to come right out and say it. no him haw-ing about it.

NAME: redb ean

Tuesday, August 13th, 2002 @ 10:14 pm

the band "redbeans and christ" need someone to sing . maybe a dude who sounds like he just got kicked in the nuts. no "macho" guys. no singers please!!!!

short walks under the stars
swim in a baby pool
no fools.
can be fat, or a toothpick. fat would be better.
no hippies. benny will not bite.
not a care about spelling.
nice. will not die in a car"bathroom"
likes to say dude sometimes.
a person like redbean but without the strong devotion to our lord j.c.
not a porn freak. more than a half hour a day.

one day a week needed.
can't say cats when talking about people "more than once a day"

can't smell like a smoothie.
questions or comments? post on glitch13.com
god bless america
get busy time
mortal combat

thank you

NAME: SHIT

Tuesday, August 13th, 2002 @ 02:41 pm

WHO THE SHIT WANTS TO DO FUN SHIT

NAME: ian

Sunday, August 11th, 2002 @ 11:16 pm

so there ya go.

NAME: XenuSux

Sunday, August 4th, 2002 @ 08:26 pm

Aren't we always?

NAME: redb ean

Sunday, August 4th, 2002 @ 05:58 pm

hello out there. anyone up for some drinking?

NAME: mc collords ass kicker

Sunday, August 4th, 2002 @ 04:57 pm

i'm gunna kick your ass again tonight bitch!!!!!!!
just like thursday. yep.

NAME: shitty coleman

Sunday, August 4th, 2002 @ 12:37 am

whatchoo talkin' 'bout, willis?

NAME: mc

Saturday, August 3rd, 2002 @ 04:58 pm

18 hours is up bitch!

NAME: mc collords ass kicker

Wednesday, July 31st, 2002 @ 09:51 pm

i'm going to kick mc collords ass in 18 hours

NAME: metham von shitheim

Wednesday, July 31st, 2002 @ 02:22 am

cammy shit eye!!

NAME: miss a

Monday, July 29th, 2002 @ 08:28 pm

hey ian email me

NAME: mr.fix

Friday, July 26th, 2002 @ 05:03 pm

what the fuck...now i only get dissed?

NAME: mc collords ass kicker

Thursday, July 25th, 2002 @ 05:03 pm

i'm going to kick mc collords ass if he goes to the fu

NAME: redb ean

Thursday, July 25th, 2002 @ 05:00 pm

i'm going but shits not me
you can tell by the all caps. fuck dat shit

NAME: SHIT

Thursday, July 25th, 2002 @ 02:57 pm

REDBEAN

NAME: glitch13

Thursday, July 25th, 2002 @ 02:22 pm

How about you include a name there chief. I don't know how exciting a show would be with "shit" present.

NAME: shit

Thursday, July 25th, 2002 @ 12:23 pm

i'm going

NAME: dr01d

Thursday, July 25th, 2002 @ 11:29 am

Hate to change the engaging shit conversation, but Fu Manchu is playing tonight at the House of Blues. Anyone going?

NAME: pee-wee shitman

Wednesday, July 24th, 2002 @ 10:50 pm

ohhh shit.

NAME: GirlyGirl

WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com

Tuesday, July 23rd, 2002 @ 10:42 pm

the shit went up the clock...the shit fell down...and now shit's going to hit the fan.

NAME: mother shit

Monday, July 22nd, 2002 @ 04:31 pm

hickory dickory shit

NAME: shit

Saturday, July 20th, 2002 @ 03:42 pm

oh shit . that was a stick.

NAME: glitch13

Saturday, July 20th, 2002 @ 03:04 pm

last I heard, you were a permanant citizen of Fagland.

NAME: mr.fix

Thursday, July 18th, 2002 @ 06:32 pm

i'm in portland.

NAME: Feasty

Friday, July 12th, 2002 @ 11:31 pm

KUT & pAsTE

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/gimproulette.html

This is for you Glitch

NAME: GirlyGirl

WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com

Friday, July 12th, 2002 @ 10:09 pm

hehe

NAME: pusher

Thursday, July 11th, 2002 @ 10:26 pm

he called the shit poop.

NAME: SHIT

Thursday, July 11th, 2002 @ 12:31 pm

SHIT!

NAME: ian

Thursday, July 11th, 2002 @ 10:18 am

shit on it.

NAME: GirlyGirl

WEBSITE: http://glitch13.com

Wednesday, July 10th, 2002 @ 08:23 pm

ya, what shit said.

NAME: shit

Tuesday, July 9th, 2002 @ 05:08 pm

what da shit

NAME: pusher

WEBSITE: http://www.dr01d.com

Saturday, July 6th, 2002 @ 08:47 pm

this space for rent.

NAME: SHIT

Friday, July 5th, 2002 @ 11:04 am

YOU GUNNA SHIT

NAME: fix

Tuesday, June 25th, 2002 @ 05:35 pm

i feel the need to comment but can't see through all of the tears. that and i'm drunk. not too drunk because we all know how i get when that happens. i am sad. this was the only place that if some one had a computer i could show them miss a's ass. sorrow. oh yeah did i mention that i was on a band? and that it is gonna jump all over you and stain yer sissy little dresses? i was hoping that i could send...wait i think i had already said that. and also when is this mother gonna come down? all the way down?

NAME: davidb

Sunday, June 23rd, 2002 @ 08:55 pm

It's too bad glitch, this was the only place I could surf porn AND have a reasonable excuse when my wife walked in the room. I guess I'll just have to get a virus that automatically sends my browser to porn sites or something. "Geez honey, I just can't control this crazy thing! Those virus writers are some sick bastards!"

NAME: redb ean

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 09:56 pm

if this is the last of it i'll just come out and say it. i'm gay. very gay

NAME: foo

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 07:31 pm

Pussy. Be a man and keep your shitz up.

NAME: game show lover

WEBSITE: http://www.girlygirl.com

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 04:48 pm

...so you did the backend to girlygirl.com, eh? very impressive work. i really like the blurb on the intro page that reminds aol users how to enter their email address properly.

NAME: suz

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 03:28 pm

glitch all ya have to do is sit in front of a web cam NAKED hope some poor shmuck will buy you stuff. You should go for the old hags w/ lots o $$$$$! You shouldn't be the only one one that has to work for a livin.

I will miss all the laughter that glitch13 has blessed me w/.

NAME: matt

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 11:13 am

do you remember that time Brent was doing this website www.glitch13.com?
.........................that was cool!

NAME: glitch13

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 08:59 am

Oh, I'm not just going to dump the whole thing in the garbage, I'll keep it around, maybe sticking it back up in some form or another. Who knows.

NAME: ian

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 01:02 am

and speaking of the db size...
are you thinking of backing this all up to cd so we can reflect down the road?

NAME: pusher

WEBSITE: http://www.dr01d.com

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 12:47 am

refresh is a bitch

NAME: pusher

WEBSITE: http://www.dr01d.com

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 12:46 am

Just curious, how big is the database behind this biznatch? I'll hate to see it go, it was always kinda cool to check-in on this website. it existed in some form or another since back in the day of pungi-stick productions at my dad's crack house.

Ah well, I guess the world has moved on since then. shit, everything else has. Let us know when/if you're gonna pull the plug. I'd like to drudge through the archives and reflect.

NAME: pusher

WEBSITE: http://www.dr01d.com

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 12:45 am

Ah well, I guess the world has moved on since then. shit, everything else has. Let us know when/if you're gonna pull the plug. I'd like to drudge through the archives and reflect.

NAME: ian

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 12:41 am

well, it's been fun. guess i'll have to make the occasional phone call during the week now.

and really, it's no secret that girlygirl's backend is more aesthetically pleasing than yours.

NAME: eddie the d-bag

Friday, June 21st, 2002 @ 12:18 am

rip