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Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 09:51 am
Posted By Brent
Well, Halloween is upon us, and its time to be pissed off because nobodies going to have as much fun as they thought they would. This person's broke, that person couldn't get off work, I couldn't get in touch with so and so in time, I have to get this boil lanced; I hear (and am sometimes guilty of) the same shit every year. Well fuck you Halloween.

Usually I look forward to Halloween, seeming as its a usually a wild, chemically enhanced, bark at the fucking moon type of holiday, but for the past few years it seems to be the little holiday that couldn't. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I just have this attitude because last year I was stuck at home with not only work the next day, but a DEADLINE the next day. Which leads me to my next point: Ian.

This little dick chigger has the audacity to preemtively silence everyone on commenting on his inability to go out for Halloween, when just a year earlier he was sitting at my house trying to force me to go out and calling me a douche bag for having work the next day. He then ends his rant with "do not give me a single peep of shit about it because i am dead fucking serious about how pissed i am about the situation and no amount of comments or attempts to lure me out will change the fact." Is it ok if I come to your house and then moan and groan about how you've now made me stay in for the night?

Peep, motherfucker, peep.

But, in all seriousness, I know it does suck, you got to see me in the same position last year. Also, its not like we're short of nights of drunken revelry around mi casa, so I'm sure you'll find a way to fit in a replacement night somewhere in this weekend.


NAME: greg
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 12:06 pm
beef master pooing?
you have rare taste, friend.

NAME: nigers
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 10:16 am
all of u are fuckin stupid

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Friday, November 15th, 2002 @ 03:15 pm
Does he have a mullet?

NAME: fix
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 10:02 pm
he does. buthe wants to shoot me.

NAME: party lover
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 12:21 pm
ask him if he likes to party

NAME: fix
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 @ 04:45 am
my neighbor pulled a gunon me. now my space bar rarely works...


NAME: Niel Armstrong
Sunday, November 10th, 2002 @ 08:08 pm
Those big tymers.....crazy lads

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Sunday, November 10th, 2002 @ 12:01 am
Here's a band with some serious talent. I'm sure they are going places.tasty testaclesI would bet my car on it if I was as drunk as I am right now.

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Saturday, November 9th, 2002 @ 12:43 am
click on cha cha cha

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Saturday, November 9th, 2002 @ 12:27 am
Pimpin ain't easy baby.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, November 8th, 2002 @ 09:14 pm
I think you wanted this one

NAME: party lover
Friday, November 8th, 2002 @ 05:27 pm
thrill kill cult tonight. any one going?
christian zombie vampooers. i am the master, the master of pooing.
some girl there can jump on my bird. god bless america.

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Thursday, November 7th, 2002 @ 03:16 pm
side note

NAME: miss a
Thursday, November 7th, 2002 @ 02:47 pm
Don't make me come down to Jarlins and do everyone.

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Thursday, November 7th, 2002 @ 02:26 pm
I'll try your religion if you try mine.

NAME: louis cifer
Thursday, November 7th, 2002 @ 02:09 pm
Is it crying in confession kind of booty?

NAME: miss a
Thursday, November 7th, 2002 @ 12:32 pm
No, but countless others have if you catch my drift and I think you'd like to.

NAME: louis cifer
Thursday, November 7th, 2002 @ 11:28 am
You sold your soul for that ass.

NAME: Louis Cifer
Thursday, November 7th, 2002 @ 11:25 am

NAME: miss a
Thursday, November 7th, 2002 @ 09:46 am
you should be worshipping me, Stan, I have an ass like a black girl. Ian when you come visit we will go get fish burritos together.

NAME: Satan
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 10:07 pm
Worship me Miss a!!!

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 09:57 pm
and a whole lotta wine.

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 09:56 pm
There's nun taco.

NAME: ian
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 09:31 pm
i mean, i'm not interested in serving tacos to fish. i'm asking about fish tacos.

not saying that fish can't or shouldn't have tacos, too. it's just that i'm not really interested in that.

NAME: ian
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 09:30 pm
do they serve fish tacos at bible study?

NAME: mr. nasty
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 05:23 pm
not just astronuts baby!

NAME: miss a
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 04:13 pm
It makes them want to stick me.

NAME: fix
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 03:22 pm
now, miss a. don't go wavin' anybibles in niels face ya_now how astronauts feel about bible waven'

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 03:01 pm
Taco's were jesus's favorite food. They come from mexico and what coutry is more religious than mexico?

NAME: miss a
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 09:48 am
Bible study is less about the bible and more about the free tacos.

NAME: miss a
Wednesday, November 6th, 2002 @ 09:48 am
There was a guy here that had silver skin from od-ing on whatever vitamin that is that turns your skin bluish silver. But I didn't vote. On Hangover, on Pope, on Burro and Blitzen!

NAME: ian
Tuesday, November 5th, 2002 @ 10:35 pm
i voted for that guy with the funny hat. i figure if you've got the balls to put your face on your campaign signs wearing a bowler then you've probably got some balls.

NAME: j. cooksey
Tuesday, November 5th, 2002 @ 05:25 pm
that's what i'm talking about! but shouldn't you be at work

NAME: ian
Tuesday, November 5th, 2002 @ 04:42 pm
ask if you can skip the boring stuff about god and skip right to the good stuff about incest and smiting. smiting is bible code for beating the hairy shit out of someone.

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Tuesday, November 5th, 2002 @ 02:46 pm
when she messes up my dinner.

NAME: Niel Armstrong
Tuesday, November 5th, 2002 @ 02:44 pm
I beat Mary in a run off every night.

NAME: miss a
WEBSITE: http://( )*( )
Tuesday, November 5th, 2002 @ 09:40 am
I have bible study tonight.

NAME: j. cooksey
Monday, November 4th, 2002 @ 10:55 pm
listen brak, the only link i have to the dem. party is the stupid fucking stelle plan. i had to get behind the plan because gov. foster busted up the endorsment for me over suzie h. terrell. that r.i.n.o. dickhead foster is in full support of stelle. i am the only rep. who can beat mary in a run off. i can use the stelle plan as a cum rag after the election. if you give me your vote i will legalize pot and drunk driving. come on dude, what cha say. doctor j. cooksey

NAME: brak
Monday, November 4th, 2002 @ 09:14 pm
i love j. cooksey because he's not a rhino. those horns can get sure distracting when you're a big boss in office.

NAME: j. cooksey
Monday, November 4th, 2002 @ 09:06 pm
please get out and vote for me tommorow or you will smell like foo. ps. fuck the police

NAME: lu
Monday, November 4th, 2002 @ 09:04 pm
foo smells like poo. and his poo looks like a shoe with nothing to do. beef stew mixed with glue gives you no new poo.

NAME: glitch13
Saturday, November 2nd, 2002 @ 01:19 pm

NAME: party lover
Friday, November 1st, 2002 @ 09:18 pm
blew out my flip flop, cut my heel had to go on back home.

NAME: mr. nasty
Friday, November 1st, 2002 @ 08:57 am
i didn't go to the hi-ho but i did get my bird wet.

NAME: ian
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 10:44 pm
i love you, glitch13.

but next year...
oh, next year.

NAME: foo
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 03:49 pm
How would you like to be stuck in Baton Rouge helping run a retail store all night eh?

Whiny bitch.

NAME: miss a
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 03:16 pm

NAME: glitch13
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 03:02 pm
You shit peeps? Those foamy duck things that you can suck on then stick to a wall?

NAME: miss a
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 02:27 pm
my shit is like a peep

NAME: Marilyn
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 @ 12:28 pm
Despite all that tries to convince or sway otherwise, there are no forces strong enough that would interfere with my fun tonight. You hold your own destiny.