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GIVE THANKS TO THE LORD ALWAYS
Category: Social
Thursday, November 28th, 2002 @ 11:30 am
today's thanksgiving so it's time to give thanks. i googled up a picture of a thanksgiving dinner and at first found it to be quite suitable.



these people are all probably family and/or friends, which i'm thankful for. they seem to be sort of well off, so i'm guessing they're employed, and that's something i'm thankful to be. nobody seems to be wearing a military uniform, and i'm thankful to not be also.

but then i realized something. there are a few things missing. so a little more googling and some photoshopping yielded a more correct picture.



now, we have a bottle of whiskey on the table. that's because i'm thankful for whiskey. and although jim beam is depicted, that doesn't mean i'm not thankful for all the other brands of whiskey. it just means that jim beam was the first bottle of whiskey i found. like three pages into the mess. i'm not thankful for all the people who named their pets whiskey and took pictures of them and put those pictures on the net. those people made my job pretty tedious. so fuck them.

also there is the guy holding the guitar. that represents rock'n'roll, which i am eternally thankful for. i guess the lady sitting next to him is dressed like a member of the white stripes fan club, and i'm certainly thankful for the stripes. but i think that's kind of a stretch. her being in their fan club, not my being thankful for them.

the dreamcast is there because i'm thankful for it. it rules like eight sheets in the wind. and once i've got the practice of burning discs for it down pat it will rule even more. emulators, mp3's, vcd's, and maybe even divx will all be thomping through my dreamcast and proving how badass it is. yea, i am verrily thankful.

the jet grind radio guy might seem redundant, but he's not. although i play that awesome kickass game on my dreamcast, jet grind radio is a pleasure unto itself. and if it weren't for jet grind radio i probably wouldn't have bought the dreamcast. so i'm totally thankful for jet grind radio.

not pictured is my scooter. although it rules and i'm way way way thankful for it, i couldn't include a scooter in the picture because it is rude to park your scooter in the dining room, especially when there's a family dinner going on. but still, i'm thankful for the voot and the pleasures obtained while riding it.

the end.



Comments

NAME: ian
Wednesday, December 4th, 2002 @ 01:43 pm
remember there was a commercial? it looked like a commercial for the best store in the world? there were crazy japanese girls spray-painting each others' asses and some guy at the top of the screen just babbling away in japanese and all kinds of insanity. then it turned out to be a commercial for a game, not a store. a game on dreamcast, which we didn't have in the house. but now i've got it in my house. that is why god comes over to my house on sundays and not the other way around.


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, December 4th, 2002 @ 12:10 pm
Um...I hate to sound like a dolphin but what is jet grind radio?


NAME: Niel
Wednesday, December 4th, 2002 @ 12:44 am
That was a treat.Thanks.Listen to the mp3.


NAME: ian
Tuesday, December 3rd, 2002 @ 05:44 pm
nerdcore for y'all's nerd asses.

courtesy of the chen.

elf booty got soul
elf girls like to rock'n'roll


NAME: GirlyGirl
Monday, December 2nd, 2002 @ 07:50 pm
For Soria 7


NAME: Assman
Monday, December 2nd, 2002 @ 06:33 pm
I am....Assman! Leaping tall commodes in a single bound, quicker than a mexican food fart,stronger than a toilet flush on the equator , Bringing hemmoroids to justice with my sidekick Micatin boy. There is no loaf too big, no crack too wide, no food to spicy, no pot o' gold too deep. Plus I get get this nifty headset.


NAME: fix
Monday, December 2nd, 2002 @ 04:43 pm
ASS!


NAME: glitch13
Monday, December 2nd, 2002 @ 12:03 pm
Random Image of the Day


NAME: Miss A
Monday, December 2nd, 2002 @ 10:34 am
I am thankful I got to see Beck and the Flaming Lips, I am also thankful that their set included people in animal suits, fake blood, and giant balloons, and very thankful I did not shit my pants during all this stimulation.


NAME: Niel
Sunday, December 1st, 2002 @ 08:06 pm
That old lady in the picture on the left is using telekinesis to levitate a camera and take the picture of her family. Its true.


NAME: brandan turner
Sunday, December 1st, 2002 @ 04:55 pm
what would jesus do?


NAME: fix
Sunday, December 1st, 2002 @ 03:13 pm
thanks for defining.


NAME: ian
Saturday, November 30th, 2002 @ 08:38 am
this site's cool, and they've got good links, too.

i mean cool in the nerdy, useful kind of way.

not cool. not coooool. no explosions or loud music or bikini girls.


NAME: ian
Friday, November 29th, 2002 @ 11:58 pm
i am also thankful for stores which exist in the area which might carry jet grind radio on premisis, thereby negating the need for e-bay and the knee cap bustworthy bitches that inhabit it.

just a thought.


NAME: Niel
Friday, November 29th, 2002 @ 10:12 pm
I am thankful for slacks, coffee, and glitch13. Also crazy people for keeping the news interesting.


NAME: glitch13
Friday, November 29th, 2002 @ 09:41 pm
I am thankful for my new dreamcast also.

I am also thankful that Louiville made such a sturdy bat, one with which one might use to break the kneecaps of the bitch I ebayed Jet Grind Radio from, but has yet to contact me back a week later.

I am also thankful for hell, the place the aformentioned bitch will go after I kill her.

oh yea, i am thankful for beers too.


NAME: freebi rd
Friday, November 29th, 2002 @ 06:22 pm
pilgrims smell like shit and so do all of you!!!!!!


NAME: headpain
Friday, November 29th, 2002 @ 02:21 pm
the funny thing about regret is, it's better to regret something you have done than some thing you haven't done


NAME: fix
Friday, November 29th, 2002 @ 02:19 pm
i'm thankful that i was able to find my way home. in the dark. by myself. in the big city.


NAME: soria_7
Friday, November 29th, 2002 @ 11:59 am
I've never heard of cosplay, but it sounds very cool, and I think I should make it a new life passion. Where does one go to get involved in such a wonderous thing? Also, I like peas, with gravy of course, on my bread. Yummy!


NAME: ian
Thursday, November 28th, 2002 @ 04:00 pm
something else i learned about when i was looking for images...

i'm thankful that none of my friends are into cosplay. and if they are, i'm double thankful that none of them let me know about it.


NAME: foo
Thursday, November 28th, 2002 @ 03:09 pm
I'm thankful that I'm not fat.

On a highly related note, I'm thankful that I'm getting my bird wet.

I'm thankful that I live in the greatest country on earth in the greatest time there ever was.

I'm thankful that I have cool friends.



NAME: history buff
Thursday, November 28th, 2002 @ 12:39 pm
i'm thankful to the pilgrams for beating the indians in the civil war, pushing them to nevada to build casinos.
i'm also thankful for my new powerpuff girls toothpaste "bubblegum".
i would be thankful later if my friends did something fun and invited me. mortal combat if indians ever come back.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, November 28th, 2002 @ 12:35 pm
Don't know if you heard yet, Ian, I hooked Glitch up with the "all used sega dreamcast"..so you won't have to carry yours back and forth. He has been enjoying the Ready 2 Rumble boxing game and on occasion Evil Dead.
We're going to bring on Turkey Day at a local food joint with the family. Don't know what's on the menu.
All Hail the Turkey!..and all of those yummy side dishes.


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