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THE DOCK
Category: Social
Thursday, January 30th, 2003 @ 12:33 pm
Posted By Brent
My 'Dock' hymen was busted a couple weeks ago when a group of us went to go see Bag of Donuts play there. The place was pretty big, but it was packed. And I mean shoulder to shoulder, wait in line for an hour for 1 beer, I don't care what you think, you're not peeing at all kinda packed.

Even besides that, It didn't seem like my kinda bar. It had the whole Florida tourist trap bar kinda appeal, like you wouldn't be suprised if you could buy one of those oh-so-witty hats that says "I Hate Seagulls" with fake bird shit splattered all over them.

Anyway, I was forced to go again on Tuesday, due to my girlfriend giving her solemn word to a guy she's seen probably 10 times in her life, that she would see his band play. I would be worried about that, if I were less of a man, but as it happens, me being less of a man is a statistical impossibility. Luckily enough, we were able to trick a small gaggle of friends to come along to share our grief -- and knowing the type we slum with, we now have a couple more friends from whom we can expect retribution from, post haste.

So, if you're wondering what the basic rundown was, here goes: The band we came to see sucked. The band that played after them was better, but still sucked. We got really drunk on a Tuesday. If you don't wear underwear, and don't shake enough after peeing, you sometimes get a little wet spot on the front of your jeans. It doesn't matter how drunk you are, if you drink enough ice water to the point of physical pain before you go to sleep, you most probably will not wake up with a hangover.

Enjoy.

From the Bag o' D Show:

From the Craptastic Tuesday:




Comments

NAME: ian
Friday, February 14th, 2003 @ 05:00 pm
also, there is a parade tomorrow night. our friend new yort will be in it. he would like for all to attend.

and i would like you to attend, too. attend to my nuts, that is.


NAME: ian
Friday, February 14th, 2003 @ 04:59 pm
i think tonight i would very much like to get drunk. and if the good lord is willing and the creek don't rise, i will.


NAME: hungry dude
Friday, February 14th, 2003 @ 04:55 pm
just aerosol?


NAME: niel
Friday, February 14th, 2003 @ 03:46 pm
Whip cream sales go up on feb 14.


NAME: Miss A
Friday, February 14th, 2003 @ 12:20 pm
Happy Sexy-Roman-Fuckfest Day boys and girls!


NAME: r edbean
Friday, February 14th, 2003 @ 12:25 am
props to a.j.


NAME: letter2
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 11:46 pm
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. - Timothy 2:11-12

How can man be justified with God? or how can he be clean that is born of a woman? - Job 25:4

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church..." - Ephesians 5:22-23

It is good for a man not to touch a woman. - I Corinthians

Those (redeemed) are they which were not defiled with women...- Revelation 14:4





NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 08:53 pm
News worthy


NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 08:29 pm
ya, i was checkin' out eugene's site about a month ago...at least he's added some new songs to his list since '94.

anything for a laugh
*fart*


NAME: r edbean
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 07:34 pm
my sister turns 18 today. this is sad. i'll be at mollys tonight after the family meal poisoning my self. anyone up for it ?


NAME: ian
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 04:59 pm
perry mason solved ozzy osborne's murder.


NAME: fix
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 03:55 pm
Perry Mason isn't small.


NAME: niel
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 12:26 pm
Its a small internet.


NAME: Miss A
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 10:41 am
Dood Eugene Mirman is so '94, we posted that link back when me and fix were still kissing


NAME: niel
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 01:05 am
not worthy of the new links column but guaranteed to make you laugh when intoxicated
mirman


NAME: niel
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 12:59 am
I'm a lil' drunk right now even though I can use correct puctuation, and no matter what they say I love youall keep it real of course you will. mcniel


NAME: niel
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 12:59 am
I forgot to put this, the second post is insane. sheeite


NAME: niel
Thursday, February 13th, 2003 @ 12:58 am
I'm a lil' drunk right now even though I can use correct puctuation, and no matter what they say I love youall keep it real of course you will. mcniel


NAME: brandan turner
Tuesday, February 11th, 2003 @ 06:07 pm
don't shake a guys hand if he just played with his pencil.


NAME: fix
Tuesday, February 11th, 2003 @ 04:38 pm
i wasn't impressed by the show (iforgot how to spell)either. but the albums scare me...


NAME: shit
Tuesday, February 11th, 2003 @ 10:07 am
your up at 9:24 am after that?


NAME: ian
Tuesday, February 11th, 2003 @ 09:24 am
but hey, they DID bring the rock. and if i had walked in, bought their cd, and went straight home and listened to it i'd totally be in love with them.


NAME: bobby
Tuesday, February 11th, 2003 @ 08:14 am
i'm sorry


NAME: ian
Tuesday, February 11th, 2003 @ 02:48 am
what a fucking sack of shit letdown.

oooh. you hate hot topic. wow. you rebel, you, mister singer for lost sounds. here's some crazy shit i don't like. this will prove how edgy i am. i don't like being poked in the eye. isn't that crazy??! i'm like the embodiment of rock and roll over here.

and what's that? you hate dixie tavern so much that you're only going to play two more songs? even if you're actually going to play like five more songs? fuck you. others did it not only (twenty years) before you, but more thoroughly than you. i.e., they actually left the venue. so you can suck it, mister singer for the lost sounds. suck my long unsucked cock.

and i mean that in the sense that it's gone unsucked for a long time and that it's also long, in case you were wondering.

but that dear diary crew was good. really good.


NAME: ian
Monday, February 10th, 2003 @ 06:21 pm
so do i. e-mail 'em to me.


NAME: shit
Monday, February 10th, 2003 @ 06:21 pm
who's going to see lost souls with me.
in bigger news ween tickets go on sale at 10:00 in the morning. fuck the police they don't wantamsd;of


NAME: Miss A
Monday, February 10th, 2003 @ 06:13 pm
We want pictures of Ian's new sweet-midget. Preferrable pantless or sitting in a cereal bowl.


NAME: Miss A
Monday, February 10th, 2003 @ 06:12 pm
*makes a pancake noise*


NAME: fix
Monday, February 10th, 2003 @ 03:45 pm
and those of you who aren't french are canadian...


NAME: niel
Monday, February 10th, 2003 @ 01:35 pm
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


NAME: suz
Monday, February 10th, 2003 @ 01:14 pm
good 2 see you guys are still crazy.........just sayin hola!!!! miss ya guys bunches xoxoxoxox


NAME: Miss A
Monday, February 10th, 2003 @ 10:31 am
"I am a battleship."


NAME: ian
Saturday, February 8th, 2003 @ 03:00 pm
all is not quiet at fort lightning.


NAME: shit
Friday, February 7th, 2003 @ 08:51 pm
france is where babies come from. babies be in there.


NAME: ian
Friday, February 7th, 2003 @ 08:26 pm
i'll surrender when you admit your love for boys.


NAME: glitch13
Friday, February 7th, 2003 @ 08:07 pm
you are all french. Surrender now.


NAME: ian
Friday, February 7th, 2003 @ 06:20 pm
i'm part cajun.
which is kind of french.

can i shine yer ass?


NAME: Miss A
Friday, February 7th, 2003 @ 05:15 pm
the french are good for shining my ass


NAME: carmel coyote
Friday, February 7th, 2003 @ 08:07 am
you sound french. frenchy


NAME: niel
Friday, February 7th, 2003 @ 01:09 am
If you say the french of 1942 who put jews on trains are the same as the ones in charge now then you might as well take responsibility for american slavery.
The french aren't that bad just stinky and homo. And if a stinky homo brought some good cheese and wine to a party, I say let him stay, just in the corner.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, February 6th, 2003 @ 08:13 pm
Don't forget that the French are stinky too.


NAME: carmel coyote
Thursday, February 6th, 2003 @ 06:17 pm
poll


NAME: carmel coyote
Thursday, February 6th, 2003 @ 06:16 pm
yes bomb france. kill the french. they helped put jews in trains for germany. french food sucks. they can't write good music. "who's a bigger fag pole" remember french or english. i think we voted french.
french dudes are gay fags and homos .the french flag is pussyfied. bomb them biaaaaches.


NAME: niel
Thursday, February 6th, 2003 @ 12:32 pm
uh Bomb france?


NAME: niel
Wednesday, February 5th, 2003 @ 06:25 pm
Sizzle my nizzle?


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, February 5th, 2003 @ 05:58 pm
It is said of Miss A "There are rare goods as the name. Attention is necessary because it is considered becoming awkward when it is confused by Akazawa, the Goddess of Mercy who becomes a mark, and an airplane and it comes in with the family companion.
It is said that it was closed. "


NAME: niel
Tuesday, February 4th, 2003 @ 11:30 pm
Bible study extra credit.


NAME: carmel coyote
Tuesday, February 4th, 2003 @ 07:45 pm
190 octaine daiquiris . orange . acoustic guitar and a new song called i can't wait for you to come home. that's funny. glitch always steps in a big pile of shit. he rocks boots with thick action on the bottom soos the shit don't come out good.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Monday, February 3rd, 2003 @ 11:08 pm
Still recovering from yesterday..no thanks.


NAME: carmel coyote
Monday, February 3rd, 2003 @ 07:03 pm
anyone wanna go to mollys tonight, get fucked up?


NAME: Super hippie
Monday, February 3rd, 2003 @ 06:58 pm
If you turn the lights off,hit the chia pet bong,and place the "White album" between your buttocks while singing Yellow Submarine, it'll really blow your mind.
You can see the future.
trust me


NAME: ian
Monday, February 3rd, 2003 @ 12:33 pm
brunching shuttlecocks is generally pretty funny but updated very irregularly. today there is an update.
this is pretty good stuff. especially the last one.

if you can enjoy some pirate humor, anyway.


NAME: shit
Sunday, February 2nd, 2003 @ 11:33 am
where's the bb-q ?


NAME: party lover
Saturday, February 1st, 2003 @ 12:37 pm
who's going to see the nuts tonight with me.
fucking flock of seaguls is opening . i'll be in lakeview parish most of the day so call me or weener on the cell.
ps
ian is a mother fucking liar! he said power puffs pudding tasted bad but he was dead wrong.


NAME: fix
Friday, January 31st, 2003 @ 06:04 pm
this pertains to the last post.
zoo

thought ian might enjoy some marketing insanity.


NAME: ian
Friday, January 31st, 2003 @ 04:51 pm
heheh. the top cats were better than the the band you went to go see? damn. for once i'm glad i was working.

and re: the third pic? i think yer camera's borked.


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