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A TURN FOR THE BETTEREST
Category: Politics
Tuesday, March 18th, 2003 @ 12:15 am
Posted By Brent
Once again back is the incredible! That's an old school public enemy reference for those of you not "keeping it real in the hizzy" or something.

Well, your estemed host has found a bounty of good fortune as of late. Due to the sudden and unamiacable depature of a "higher up" at work, me and my partner in rhyme have found more work is afoot, but with monetary rewards aplenty! Well, at least for me. I have no idea if he's gotten his just desserts for this, but he ain't telling and I ain't asking. As I have yet to receive my new cornicopia of worldly goodness (aka my next paycheck) I have no idea how this will effect the day to day operation of my shallow need for more "shit", but if you take what I was getting before and compare it to this, I'm quite sure it will be firmly situated in the "more" category.

Here, have a headache on me: hometown.aol.com/xogangstakissez

In more somber news, we seem to have a war on our hands. In all likelyhood, it will be swift and anticlimactic, with a lot of cool videos of smart bombs being smart and dumb despots being dumb. I myself have a wide range of opinions on the whole ordeal, mainly comprising of not wanting a war, and not wanting a mustacioed fucktard lobbing around the kind of shit that would make baby jesus die. So, I guess my perfect senario would be him accidentally tripping and falling in alligator pit that is on fire. Slim chance that could happen, but a man can dream, oh, a man can dream.

Well, that's about all for this installment, hugs and gangsta kissez!

Comments

NAME: XenuSux
Friday, March 21st, 2003 @ 09:43 pm
Good one glitch


NAME: glitch13
Friday, March 21st, 2003 @ 07:03 pm
Its nice to see you employing all those crawfish for a worthy cause.


NAME: ian
Friday, March 21st, 2003 @ 06:37 pm
job posting:
there's talk of boiling crawfish tomorrow afternoon. i'm thinking of grafting my birthday party onto that tree. interested parties can apply at fort lightning. NOT an equal opportunity employer.


NAME: fix
Friday, March 21st, 2003 @ 04:54 pm
i have yet to FIND a job.


NAME: shit
Friday, March 21st, 2003 @ 02:29 pm
glitch has got a job for you.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, March 21st, 2003 @ 10:28 am
Good...that means the sunday paper will be coming out soon...and that means new job options.

P.S. know anyone who is hiring?
P.S.S. I have not quit my job YET!, oh buddy, but it's coming.
...to be continued


NAME: ian
Friday, March 21st, 2003 @ 08:13 am
i think it was colonel sanders.

guess what, fuckers?

IT'S FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, March 20th, 2003 @ 09:03 pm
Who bet that guy that he "couldn't put a hundred animated images on one web page"?


NAME: Niel
Thursday, March 20th, 2003 @ 06:46 pm
I need some "war sex."


NAME: Niel
Thursday, March 20th, 2003 @ 06:36 pm
See through the water that runs down my drain.


NAME: Miss A
Thursday, March 20th, 2003 @ 05:52 pm
you're in the ILoveMissA'sAss gang


NAME: jazz hands
Thursday, March 20th, 2003 @ 01:46 pm
i'm in a gang.


NAME: glitch13
Thursday, March 20th, 2003 @ 10:20 am
He also has his own term for his "go to" move when he brings guys home from gay bars.

Its called the "Bunker Buster".


NAME: foo
Thursday, March 20th, 2003 @ 09:26 am
No, I meant hooties. I have started to intentionally misspell words to be l33t li3k Jeff K. But I decided to start my own lexicon to reflect my own personal interests. Hence hooties.


NAME: XenuSux
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 11:53 pm
I couldn't resist commenting on foo's "hooties" remark and wonder to myself if he meant "hotties" -- Freudian slip perhaps? Was also considering changing my sign-on to "Marilyn"


NAME: Niel
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 11:45 pm
Want some candy?


NAME: glitch13
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 11:02 pm
The grand reemergence of XenuSux!

.... now that most of us know who Xenu is, only the question of niel's identity remains.....


NAME: XenuSux
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 10:47 pm
Hooties in tow eh?


NAME: shit
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 06:40 pm
lets drink out of black plastic milk boxes and clean our shoes real good so people know we're in a gang.


NAME: foo
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 04:59 pm
Plural.


NAME: foo
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 04:59 pm
James Hall thursday night at Howling Wolf. I will be there with Hooties in tow.


NAME: fix
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 03:39 pm
i am going to drink until i die!!! why stop at peeing myself??


NAME: glitch13
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 11:24 am
I don't like it, but when I've got tolding to do, I go ahead and I tolds it.


NAME: Miss A
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 @ 11:13 am
damn ian, you got told!


NAME: brenden turner
Tuesday, March 18th, 2003 @ 10:06 pm
big money = attitude


NAME: ian
Tuesday, March 18th, 2003 @ 09:35 pm
set-uhhhhhhl.


NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, March 18th, 2003 @ 09:27 pm
war: hoping to win while avoiding it, if unavoidable, I'm more that comfortable with that.

hugs and gangsta kissez: a reference to the headache inducing website I linked to.

If you need me to explain everyting to you, I'm more than happy to start a website called thefuny.com, where all allusions and subtlies of humor are explained in depth.


NAME: ian
Tuesday, March 18th, 2003 @ 05:24 pm
hugz and gangsta kisses?
hope we don't go to war?

i must be missing out on some signifigant changes, not hanging out every weekend.


NAME: brenden turner
Tuesday, March 18th, 2003 @ 04:31 pm
then you can pee on yourself


NAME: fix
Tuesday, March 18th, 2003 @ 03:20 pm
i thought it was febuary!!! we will be in new orleans in less than a fuggin' month!!!


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