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THE GRAND EVENT
Category: Social
Wednesday, April 30th, 2003 @ 08:17 pm
Posted By Brent
Better late then never....

I attended the spectacular union of Fix and his bride Mrs Fix ( formerly Lizzy ). It was a gay time indeed. Mainly because Ian was there and he gays everything up with his immeasurable gayitude.

Unfortunately, I forgot my goddamned camera, so shitz on that. I would have loved to shower glowing pixels of love upon you all, but alas, I am a dumb ass (rhymity rhyme). There was no Voodoo priestess or pirate, but when your reverend doubles as your bartender and there's a painting of a brothel in full swing in the "chapel", goddamn, you know you're in the right place.

Also, due to its weekday timing and the grumblings of the little missus's stomach, I couldn't stay for the entirety of the kickass psuedo reception at Molly's -- but I did learn something about Drew while I was there...

We were drinking and getting our revelry on, when out of the blue a person walked up and Drew and her started showering greetings upon each other. With him not being from New Orleans, or no where near its general vicinity to my knowlege, it dawned on me who Drew was. I leaned over towards Ian and proclaimed, "So, he's that guy, eh?" (of course referring to the guy you can't take anywhere without him knowing a shit-acre of people). To which Ian responded, "Well damn, I guess so. I only thought it was a Montana thing though." Of course we were talking in victorian accents and continuously bowing to each other as we were talking, but that's neither here nor there.

So, there. I hope that gives you some insight into the Fix.



Comments

NAME: fix
Monday, May 5th, 2003 @ 02:16 pm
got home when ever...still drunk from saturday night the 26th...thank you. i think.


NAME: Feasty
Monday, May 5th, 2003 @ 07:45 am
http://www.cloud10.org/assbeat.htm

BWAHAHA


NAME: ian
Friday, May 2nd, 2003 @ 07:17 pm
i've got one claimed for my ladyfriend. will arrive with cash in hand.


NAME: shit
Friday, May 2nd, 2003 @ 04:50 pm
hello everyone . just got back from ween. i have two extra tickets to the show sat. if anyone wants them call my cell or, i'll be in the shop till eight. then it's get wasted time.


NAME: Niel
Thursday, May 1st, 2003 @ 11:59 am
A good gayitude checklist.
a>wear boat shoes
b>drink mixed drinks
c>own the movie legend
d>smoke virgina slims
d>has a different idea about what a phillips head is
It doesn't cover all the bases but it's a good guide.


NAME: ian
Thursday, May 1st, 2003 @ 02:28 am
there's this company that makes these acrylic tubes that you can stick in your anus. devices like that will give you a little insight into fix as well.


NAME: Niel
Wednesday, April 30th, 2003 @ 11:31 pm
Marriage isn't so bad. It's all about compromise and not leaving the toilet seat up.


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