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Category: Work
Wednesday, June 25th, 2003 @ 11:32 am
Posted By Brent
Well, it seems I won't be boozin' it up around town this weekend. My gracious employer has deemed it necessary to fly me to Kansas ASS City to teach a bunch of folks how to use our application.

This is teh suck on so many levels. Not only will I be there a week (Thursday to Thursday) so I'll miss my weekend, but of all the places I could be going, I'm going to Kansas ASS City. Of course God couldn't have made it so this would take place in New York or Miami or someshit. Nope, its gotta be good ole KC, Missouri. You know what Missouri's famous for? HA! Neither do I! I can't even think of anything boring its famous for. Well, besides just being boring that is.

On the upside (well, its not really an upside, just a less dissapointing aspect), I will be back in time for my three day July 4th weekend. So, I suppose all debauchery described in my earlier post will have to be postponed until then.

Well, tip a drink to me in my absence and try to include my bored ass girlfriend in on your activities this weekend (except for you John).


NAME: Clint
WEBSITE: http://www.linuxisforbitches.com
Wednesday, October 8th, 2003 @ 07:59 pm
gentoo is for girls.

run bsd, homo.

NAME: foo
Saturday, June 28th, 2003 @ 05:21 pm
There's no way in hell Bob would have let me out of the office during this rollout. He wanted me close enough to strangle if something fucked up.

NAME: g13
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 11:27 pm
cause foo had to stay back home and fix all the bugs in the system that foo introduced before he sent me here.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 09:50 pm
And why was it that foo couldn't go to KC? oh ya, he had that thing at that place.

NAME: foo
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 07:16 pm
I'm going to see Suplecs at Checkpoint's tonight...Hopefully glitch won't have to call me in for a bugfix while I'm all drunky-poo

NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 05:47 pm
I'll get you one...but it depends on what kind of "pay back" we're talking about.

NAME: Miss A
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 03:36 pm
Hook me up dog! I'll pay you back.

NAME: Miss A
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 03:35 pm
Another alligator head, not break up.

NAME: g13
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 03:35 pm
There are soooo many of them in the Frenc... ahem, Freedom Quarter, that if you wore a aligator head suit you would be camoflaged to the point of invisibility. But watch out, those suits chafe.

NAME: shit
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 03:31 pm
get the girl by saying "i just flew in from n.o. and boy are my arms tired.
anyone want to fucking party tonight or what? i'm starting to think that you fuckers are going to church.

NAME: Miss A
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 03:23 pm
Indeed. Actually, speaking of turd-isty items..do you all down there have access to those alligator heads? The little ones with the glass eyes? We had one but I think Drew took it in his junk during The Great Break-Up of 2002 or whatever. I'd like to have another.

NAME: g13
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 01:14 pm
Yeah, sure. The only ones they have here contain mockups of Charlie Parker's corpse being lightly snowed on by little Mark Twain turds. I say its a "win win" situation.

NAME: Miss A
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 12:18 pm
will you get me a snow globe from there?

NAME: g13
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 11:06 am
... And I have not seen hide nor hair of Mark Twain's dump, although all eyes are peeled.

NAME: g13
Friday, June 27th, 2003 @ 11:05 am
Well, I is here in the KC. Rocking dial-up like a champion.

NAME: ian
Thursday, June 26th, 2003 @ 10:27 pm
i think mark twain took a dump in missouri. some people pronounce it missourah. those people are stupid.

NAME: shit
Wednesday, June 25th, 2003 @ 10:07 pm
boy are my arms tired

NAME: g13
Wednesday, June 25th, 2003 @ 07:30 pm
I'll be sure to bury my bird there too.

NAME: fix
Wednesday, June 25th, 2003 @ 02:12 pm
the bird is burried there.