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Category: Work
Sunday, June 29th, 2003 @ 03:41 pm
Posted By Brent
After I voluntarily gave myself up for incarceration, I was airlifted to my new confinement. I arrived at my cell at somepoint in the night on Thursday, June 26th. I'm not quite sure when, time moves funny in this place.

My captors seem affable enough, and my cell even has a kitchenette -- It could be much worse, but it could be much better. Not soon after settling in, I began hatching my escape plan. That only lasted long enough for me to come to the realization that I was in Kansas City, a veritable Alcatraz. No man would dare escape, lest he risk death at the hand of mother nature's cruelest employee: boredom. My captors are cunning. They new no one would try to leave this godforsaken place simply because there is nothing to do anywhere else around here.

I needed to establish a connection to the outside world as soon as possible and I only had one means, the underground delivery system of theives and beggars: dial-up. This equipped me with a way to communicate with my contacts, but unfortunately getting real news from the outside is slow-going at best.

Sustanance is scarce, but when it comes, its usually barable fare. My rations last night consisted of grilled cattle meat, toobers with aged dairy products sprinkled on top, and a concoction of barley, hops and water allowed to fester. You can live off it, but trust me, no man in his right mind would choose to.

Well, that's about all I have time for right now, I opted for a work-release program that hopefully will get me back on the outside faster.

Viva La Resistance!


NAME: shit
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003 @ 01:34 pm
you'll get nothing and like it

NAME: foo
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003 @ 01:14 pm
So what's up for the 4th of July, eh? I want some beers and some meat and some funtimes with friends!

NAME: Nerl
Tuesday, July 1st, 2003 @ 09:01 am
Squeal like a pig.

NAME: g13
Monday, June 30th, 2003 @ 06:02 pm
So, you apparently read quite deeply in to the statement "My captors are affable."

NAME: fix
Monday, June 30th, 2003 @ 05:00 pm
this post smells of butt sex

NAME: GirlyGirl
Monday, June 30th, 2003 @ 11:33 am
yeah buddy

NAME: g13
Monday, June 30th, 2003 @ 11:06 am
I beleive the shower massager is.

NAME: Miss A
Monday, June 30th, 2003 @ 10:50 am
Hmm..so who's taking care of the little lady while you're away?

NAME: ian
Monday, June 30th, 2003 @ 10:47 am
buggering boys! i wanna hear about buggering boys!!!

NAME: GirlyGirl
Sunday, June 29th, 2003 @ 03:53 pm
I'll include a nail file in my next letter.