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Category: Social
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003 @ 11:46 pm
Posted By Brent
I just flew back in town yesterday, and boy is my penis tired! Cause, I, um, swung it around like a helicoper. Don't tell anybody... and the pictures are staying in my private stash. Mustache.

I've been steady drinking since getting back, trying to make up for lost time. I doubt this will be much of an issue tommorow when my 3 day July Fourth weekend starts. I plan to kill myself with booze. KILL myself I say!

What's the plans, peeps? Who's partying where and how hard is what I want to know. I've sat at home countless weekends, then when I plan to live it up, I get sent to the ass-end of the country for a week. I am ready to die for fun. I will let you punch me in the face if you have an ice cold beer in your hand when you do it. Why? I don't know! Maybe the act will force the alcohol into my bloodstream via violent osmosis. I'm making this up as I go along people!

So, barbeques? Nights out? Poolside escapades? Fireworks? What's the dealio? You people must have planned veritable mountains of fun in my absence. I will drink myself to death, then the first person who bought me a drink gets to whip out defibrillators, rub them together, yell "BEER!", then shock me back to life and hand me another one. See that "beer" thing was a play on "clear" that people say when they... ah shit, nevermind.

Well, fill up the comments with your plans of three day weekend greatness, so that I may dip into it with my cowboy hat and drink from its brim like the badass half-cowboy, half-pirate, half-ninja that I am.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Wednesday, July 9th, 2003 @ 08:05 am

NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, July 8th, 2003 @ 05:28 pm
How old are you going to be? 48?

NAME: fix
Tuesday, July 8th, 2003 @ 03:32 pm
my birthday is coming up.

NAME: suz Q
Monday, July 7th, 2003 @ 10:55 am
no I haven't..........man this is the longest I've been sobber w/ no drinkie drink. I didn't even get to have a drink on my b-day! that sucked!

NAME: GirlyGirl
Sunday, July 6th, 2003 @ 12:15 pm
P.S....do you ever talk to Jenn & Mike? are they still in LV? She was a little hottie.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Sunday, July 6th, 2003 @ 12:14 pm
I'm ready to go to Las Veg Ass again.
-wouldn't be any fun without you, Suzie Q.

"Who's comin' with me?"

NAME: suz Q
Saturday, July 5th, 2003 @ 05:33 pm
that's funny!good stuff!

NAME: XenuSux
Saturday, July 5th, 2003 @ 04:29 pm
That just sux that your low life boss sent you out of town...and to Kans ASS...and on a holiday weekend. I'm seeing a trend here! Didn't that same low life boss send foo out of town...and to Dal ASS...and on a holiday weekend (Memorial Day)? Wait a minute, he's my boss now too! He's already informed me that he'll be sending me out of town on a holiday weekend...Valentine's Day! But he's sending me to none other than Las Veg ASS!!! Booyah!

NAME: Hot Carl
Saturday, July 5th, 2003 @ 03:55 pm
Me drinky TOO much!!!

NAME: party lover
Friday, July 4th, 2003 @ 09:04 pm
it's time for another poll of the moment and a post a random picture on g13. g13 we want it so make it happen

NAME: Biznac
Friday, July 4th, 2003 @ 06:45 pm
Dring is what happens when you do too much you know what...

NAME: Biznac
Friday, July 4th, 2003 @ 06:44 pm
We went to an amazing par-tay last night with a fuckin' MARIACHI BAND!! Today we are dring mimosas with the one and only Bradley. Oh and also...


NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 06:36 pm
Ian is right...

Shit, that was good ole Jack Daniels on your wang. God bless Jack & Cokey.

Guess the party is coming to us this fine evening.

NAME: ian
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 05:52 pm
i second shit's idea.

also, i think something is wrong with your math.

half cowboy plus half pirate plus half ninja equals all the way gay.

NAME: shit
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 05:11 pm
nothing but asians.

NAME: lazyasian
WEBSITE: http://www.lazyasian.com
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 04:44 pm
1984 at 735? Didn't you go downtown for essence festival before?

NAME: shit
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 03:02 pm
let's have a glitch forum party at g13s house. we'll all bring beer and g13 will bbq with all that big mr. fly around the country money he makes. i'll wear the motorcycle helmet again. anyone can feel free to headbut me. what da ya think g13. shit lets do it tonight.

did i pee on myself that day or did yoos put beer on my dick. fuck the new orleans police.

NAME: g13
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 02:46 pm
No, I'll remember to keep my zipper up this time.

NAME: Miss A
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 11:59 am
I'm going to Seattle to go to the beach and the aquarium to see giant sea monsters.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 10:48 am
I know that Feasty is having peeps over for a "cook your own damn food, that you brought with you" bbq type party.

NAME: foo
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 08:15 am
Tonight I'm going to 1984 at club 735, unless someone unveils a more sinister and beautiful cornucopia of CP.

Tomorrow I plan on one of my friends having a BBQ. I'll pitch in some $$ if that'll help get the ball rolling.

Hells, *I* will have a BBQ if you fookers will show up!

NAME: foo
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 @ 08:11 am
dip into it.