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BEER 2.SHIT
Category: Booze
Tuesday, July 29th, 2003 @ 09:48 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, the beer we brewed is bottled and will be spending a good 4 or so days building carbonation, then another couple o' sun cycles in the fridge for not only making slighly warm ones into official "cold ones", but also for what's known as "mellowing." Now, I have no idea what that means, but by god, I ain't fucking up my first batch.

Now onto the title of this post "BEER 2.SHIT". As many of you may notice, its a play on words regarding the previous post "BEER 2.0". Actually, it was "STRANGE BREW 2.0" now that I look at it, but shut up, its my website. See, the thing is, the lovely woman in my life went to get ingredients for our second batch today, and while getting ready to brew her up (the beer, not the lovely woman), tragedy struck. Upon opening the molasses like "Malt Extract" container, we happened upon a nice furry layer of mold resting cozily on its surface. Yetch. Gonna have to bring that back tomorrow for some malt that doesn't have a chance of curing the clap.

Of course, by the time we had opened it up, we had already started steeping the grain in water so I guess when we exchange it we'll have to ask if its ok for that shit to sit overnight in the fridge.

Oh, the life of a beermiester is one filled with the highs of intoxication and the lows of putrification.

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NAME: Miss A
Tuesday, August 5th, 2003 @ 01:41 pm
Go see the Riverboat Gamblers at El Matador on Aug 28th, they will rock your balls off and feed them to you, and keep in mind I almost got to make out with the asian one!


NAME: pizza party dude
Monday, August 4th, 2003 @ 05:18 pm
when did everyone get to see miss a's ass? have i missed something?

the new k&p pork extra cheese is top 20 pizza. it comes in personal "thats depresing to eat a pizza by yourself" all the way to party naked extra large.


NAME: Miss A
Sunday, August 3rd, 2003 @ 02:58 pm
Thank you Niel


NAME: Las Niel
Sunday, August 3rd, 2003 @ 01:26 pm
It'summer and I'm in reserve status. Which means money has been diverted from school supplies to beer. When the sweet tit of student loan money returns I'll be back in action again. I send great love to the G-1-3, and even Miss A's ass.
Buenos Noches en el bano.


NAME: shit
Saturday, August 2nd, 2003 @ 07:53 pm
clark kent


NAME: fix
Saturday, August 2nd, 2003 @ 07:52 pm
i was gonna ax about that as well.


NAME: g13
Saturday, August 2nd, 2003 @ 07:41 pm
Actually, I'm more concerned with niel, that kid hasn't been around lately.....


NAME: g13
Saturday, August 2nd, 2003 @ 07:40 pm
If he just moved I'm sure he'll be without interweb access for a bit.


NAME: fix
Saturday, August 2nd, 2003 @ 06:23 pm
where the hell is x7? i tried sending him e-mail and it tells me it is undeliverable.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 10:52 pm
Sorry, we don't have any brew that's damned by the man upstairs. Just the homemade g13dog.


NAME: mc
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 10:42 pm
I want one god damn beer!


NAME: fix
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 08:39 pm
and one more thing...i'm a smooth pimp of love thatloooooooves the pussy! also i wish i where there for you to give me a beer. i miss new orleans every day when i try n' walk down the street with a beer in my hand, i say "damn if this was new orleans i would be walkin' down the street with my beer in my hand!!"


NAME: shit
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 07:36 pm
fix, if you was here i'd give you a beer mang


NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 06:22 pm
Is that all?


NAME: fix
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 05:06 pm
also, when i'm rich. i will not be having a man servent. i will have a trained goat to press my pants and fetch me morning elixers, and drive my car. and there will be 4 bajillion naked maids. midgets, there will be midgets. and you. you can be there, when i'm rich. and remember in my last comment when i spelled "really" wrong? when i'm rich some one will spell for me. maybe the goat, or a naked whore in a graduates hat, maybe she'll do the spelling. probably the goat though. o.k. nice hearing from you.


NAME: fix
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 04:58 pm
i mean some times i'm sory for saving beer on you. other times i mean to do it. those times i'm not sory, you should thank me for the memories. i would thank me. really


NAME: fix
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 04:55 pm
who the fuck saves beers? the only beer i save is the beer i spill on my self...or others. in that case i'm sory for saving beer on you. some times...


NAME: shit
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 11:50 am
i want some beer! is it ready yet?
if not lets party anyways. ween is playing the new album before it comes out on www.weenradio.com. it's tonight at 8:00. let's get some plans going on here you fucks.
i also vote that no beer gets saved for that guy who posted before me. can't save beers.


NAME: mc
Friday, August 1st, 2003 @ 10:31 am
gonna be gone when you's guys crack dems open but sure would appreciate 1 bottle of brew barkeep


NAME: shit
Wednesday, July 30th, 2003 @ 01:21 pm
i got mold in my ears but i aint dead yet


NAME: GirlyGirl
Wednesday, July 30th, 2003 @ 11:01 am
Using moldy malt might cause "gushing".



...look it up


NAME: lazyasian
Wednesday, July 30th, 2003 @ 09:39 am
come on, add some mold and that shit will get you really fucked up!


NAME: foo
Wednesday, July 30th, 2003 @ 08:21 am
If that molasses really cures the clap I'll buy a dozen.

You're sitting on a goldmine!


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