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CAMPY VS. HORROR
Category: Media Reviews
Thursday, August 28th, 2003 @ 11:22 am
Posted By Brent


Have you ever gone to see a movie thinking it was going to be absolute shit, but after seeing it, it has completely won you over and you walk out of the theatre feeling like a better person for having viewed it? Well, I suppose it comes as no surprise that Freddy Vs. Jason is not that kind of movie.

Yes, I had to answer the screams of my inner child and humor him by going to see this. I grew up with the movies, and while I never really liked them, they were still part of my life as I grew up so I felt a certain pull to want to see it, which took the place of and actual want to see it.

That being said, the majority of this movie was a turd. First off, you need to understand something that took me a good bit of the movie to digest (and I was pretty upset when I did). This is not Freddy Vs. Jason, this is a Nightmare on Elm St. movie with Jason in it. The first Elm St. movie was pretty damned good, but by the time you see the seventh group of teenagers trying to stay awake and watching all their friends get killed, it gets pretty friggin' old; and unfortunately, that was the formula for the majority of this movie too.

Now that I've gotten all to stinky out, the actual Freddy Vs. Jason shit in this movie was pretty fucking baddass. I dug the shit out of the fight scenes, with my only complaint being that they were few and far between. I thought the ending was a pretty good closer for both, until of course the "ending-ending" that Elm St. and Jason movies horribly must always have. Then again, with Jason X taking place in like 3400 AD, he can't really die for good in this one.

In closing, if you're at all interested in the movie, go see it for the versus action, but don't expect an opus of any kind.



Comments

NAME: shit
Thursday, September 11th, 2003 @ 12:28 pm
PLEASE HELP ME!
i'm trying to convert a 121mb mp3 file to dvd format. i'm sure there are free programs just waiting for me to download but i sure ass hell can't find them bitches. i'm home for the day so please help. i'm at the breaking my mouse and keyboard stage now.
god bless the people


NAME: Niel
Wednesday, September 10th, 2003 @ 07:06 pm
The best way to get in touch with ian.


NAME: fix
Wednesday, September 10th, 2003 @ 01:42 pm
ian, since you only check that account like once a month i'll just tell you i sent you an e-mail. it said that i have some crap to send you and need your new address. and phone number to prank you. speaking of prank calls i called this place i thought was selling hits of the years etc. they weren't they were selling some drug to get yer stuff in primo condition for the sex. also my friend "the king" was down from N.O. for a funneral(?) and ran upp 20 bucks in prank calls to alex chilton. they were not really prank calls he just kept calling and telling him he was going to gut him like a cat fish... i guess they're friends or some thing. not my kind of prank but it was funny at the time.


NAME: fix
Wednesday, September 10th, 2003 @ 01:31 pm
i thought turd was shits daddy?


NAME: Shiznit
Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 @ 10:10 pm
I'm shits daddy.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 @ 06:55 pm
those silly T & A guys...


NAME: ian
Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 @ 05:58 pm
i check it like once a month.
as the prophet has written.


NAME: Niel
Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 @ 05:32 pm
No shit.


NAME: fix
Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 @ 03:07 pm
so why don't you use your shitin' e-mail then?


NAME: Niel
Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 @ 09:58 am
Supermammajamma under the influence, from the immortal sayings of T the prophet and the desciples of the team of A.


NAME: ian
Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 @ 07:35 am
hello, miss a.
my e-mail address is xerxes7@donotreply.com.
honest injun.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Monday, September 8th, 2003 @ 11:31 pm
Slut Under teh Influence?


NAME: Niel
Monday, September 8th, 2003 @ 07:08 pm
I'll give you a S.U.I.


NAME: shit
Monday, September 8th, 2003 @ 06:25 pm
never mind


NAME: shit
Saturday, September 6th, 2003 @ 11:55 pm
i'll kill all of you!


NAME: GirlyGirl
Saturday, September 6th, 2003 @ 10:58 pm
That is bad...but i'm talking worse than bad.


NAME: Niel
Saturday, September 6th, 2003 @ 10:32 pm
I mean like this bad?


NAME: Niel
Saturday, September 6th, 2003 @ 10:19 pm
Very bad?


NAME: GirlyGirl
Saturday, September 6th, 2003 @ 08:47 pm
very bad things could happen to a blow up doll who is in the wrong place at the wrong time.


NAME: Niel
Saturday, September 6th, 2003 @ 08:38 pm
Here?


NAME: Miss A
Thursday, September 4th, 2003 @ 11:45 am
What is ian's email address?


NAME: Niel
Monday, September 1st, 2003 @ 07:09 pm
I hear they request giving full body cavity searches to all the women brought in, especially during mardi gras when all the homo opp guys are arresting them for showing the booby.
I say cochese climb back on your horse and trot it down to the lower ninth and do some real police work instead of hanging around the gay bar in your cute little police outfit.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Monday, September 1st, 2003 @ 02:21 pm
Ya, all of the female officers @ opp are dikes..they don't like to see man parts, unless it's strapped to their life partners head.


NAME: Miss A
Monday, September 1st, 2003 @ 12:49 pm
But not to the males, because they obviously enjoyed it.


NAME: Niel
Sunday, August 31st, 2003 @ 03:01 pm
If you ever have a really drunk night and get arrested and get put into a holding cell don't expose yourself to the camera because the DA will make you write an apology letter to the female police officers.


NAME: Niel
Saturday, August 30th, 2003 @ 10:22 pm
Seize the ass.


NAME: Niel
Saturday, August 30th, 2003 @ 10:19 pm
Carpe Calcius.


NAME: fix
Saturday, August 30th, 2003 @ 03:17 pm
also i think yer pregnant. because of the records that are out. also all of the scrabble bits on the board spell out: hell spawn of satan come alive. i'm not sure how that worked into the game but thanks. it's been a while. chickens make the best eggs. to eat.


NAME: fix
Saturday, August 30th, 2003 @ 03:09 pm
holy mother of all blackouts. scrabble bits, coloured pencils, cut on my eye brow...at least my anus doesn't hurt. well good day fellow drinkers. thanks for all the kool-aid.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, August 29th, 2003 @ 12:12 am
Joo said it Mang!


NAME: Niel
Thursday, August 28th, 2003 @ 08:23 pm
The saints always win and when I say win I mean the kind of winning that doesn't have to include coming in first.


NAME: party lover
Thursday, August 28th, 2003 @ 03:56 pm
go saints!


NAME: fix
Thursday, August 28th, 2003 @ 11:26 am
opus like that bird from ddonsbury? doonsbery? doonsburry...bill the cat an' all that shit. they where'nt in either series. i can't fucking spell.


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