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DEAR NICE WEATHER
Category: Philosophy
Thursday, September 18th, 2003 @ 11:22 am
Posted By Brent
Dear Nice Weather,

I hate you. You come but once, maybe twice a year, stay for a few weeks then leave. Why do you feel the need to tempt us? Is there some kind of masochistic side of you that enjoys tormenting us?

We are but simple people who have accepted the fact that we live in a steamy cesspool of a city, yet you feel obliged to come and show us how the rich people are living, but not long enough for us to enjoy it, just long enough for the seeds of discontent to be sown.

Soon, it will be winter. While many people feel relieved that cold weather is imminent, that's just the heat talking. Once it starts we curse it almost louder than we curse the heat. It's amazing how a city so famous for its unbearable heat can be so cold that you want to kill people -- but, of course, nice weather, you already know this.

Signed,
F U



Comments

NAME: Niel
Wednesday, October 8th, 2003 @ 05:00 pm
Get your boardwalk on.


NAME: Jackie Treehorn
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003 @ 06:27 pm
You treat objects like women man.


NAME: shit
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003 @ 10:41 am
just got a phone again. i'll call everone today with the #.


NAME: foo
Monday, October 6th, 2003 @ 01:36 pm
8 Days...

No booze...

12 hour days...

Dying...

Send help...

Or, preferably, CP.


NAME: pizza party dude
Saturday, October 4th, 2003 @ 07:36 pm
lets get a couple of pies and go see the nuts.


NAME: ian
Saturday, October 4th, 2003 @ 07:58 am
holy shit.
it seems that you're a porno info site.
the things i learn from penny-arcade.


NAME: shit
Tuesday, September 30th, 2003 @ 08:10 pm
roadhouse, point break and dirty dancing are three of pat's greatest movies.


NAME: Niel
Tuesday, September 30th, 2003 @ 06:53 pm
mystic burrito


NAME: shit
Friday, September 26th, 2003 @ 06:45 pm
i'm going over to your house with some beer


NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, September 26th, 2003 @ 05:56 pm
Who else?? Ya'll know how much fun Gretna can be...well, I'm just guessing that it's kinda like Chalmette or the West Bank...never really been there.


I miss little Moose.


NAME: shit
Friday, September 26th, 2003 @ 12:50 pm
me


NAME: GirlyGirl
Friday, September 26th, 2003 @ 12:13 pm
We need more cow bell!!!

BOC will be playing at the Gretna Heritage Festival on Sunday Oct. 5th. Admission is $3.00. Oh, and Bag O' Donuts will be there that day too!

Who's comin' with me?


NAME: Niel
Thursday, September 25th, 2003 @ 05:15 pm
Looks like it's time for you to unleash a
NUCLEAR WAR! ON THE DANCE FLOOR!


NAME: shit
Wednesday, September 24th, 2003 @ 05:00 pm
i just quit my job. for those of you who have noticed i've been "not my self lately", thats why. sorry. well time to party like a motherfucker. first i'll skate. god bless us all.


NAME: Dance Commander
WEBSITE: http://www.beggars.com/us/electricsix
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003 @ 07:03 pm
10/25 New Orleans, LA @ Parish
Be there.


NAME: Fido
Monday, September 22nd, 2003 @ 09:13 pm
I just crapped on your rug and when you find it I'm gonna play stupid. Like, look at me, I'm just a stupid dog, I don't know any better. Why doncha feed me some alpo and give me an belly scratchin and I'll jiggle my leg? And tommorrow I'm gonna drink out the toilet then lick your face when you get home, like I'm so happy to see you. You humans all think you're so superior like just because you invented the wheel you're so intellegent. All my life is, is eating, humping bitches, and sleeping in your bed when you're at work. Who's the sucker now?


NAME: shit
Monday, September 22nd, 2003 @ 12:25 pm
my dog is missing a couple of dreads. somebody loves him.


NAME: Colonel Angus
Sunday, September 21st, 2003 @ 02:42 pm
Enol Angus takes some getting used to.


NAME: XenuSux
Sunday, September 21st, 2003 @ 08:49 am
You sure you don't prefer Enol Angus?


NAME: Colonel Angus
Saturday, September 20th, 2003 @ 11:10 pm
I prefer the south where it's humid and moist and warm.


NAME: Niel
Friday, September 19th, 2003 @ 09:09 pm
Arrrrrrrrr


NAME: Niel
Thursday, September 18th, 2003 @ 04:29 pm
Amen.I hate the summer and can't wait for winter and I hate the winter and can't wait for summer, and forget every year that I hate them both. Our two seasons are shitty weather and waiting for shitty weather. But on bright note at least we don't live in the french polynesian islands because we'd live in places called Bora Bora and Tonga and and Maiao and Tetiaroa.


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