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UNFUCKED!
Category: Work
Monday, October 20th, 2003 @ 08:40 pm
Posted By Brent
Heading back home on Wednesday, the 22nd! Finally I get to leave this assed out caper behind me and return to a life of drink and debauchery.

So, what's the plans for the coming weekend? Who's drinking? I'm not sure if I'm up for camping or anything out of the ordinary yet, just want to drink myself into a stupor surrounded by friends and foes alike, all passing me gilded chalices of spirits, hoisting me above their heads chanting lyrics that praise me, all while the women present bat their eyelashes at me and blush.

And, of course, to make sweet monkey butt sex with my sweet monkey butt sex partner.

Call me, I'm sure you won't want to miss any of it. Except for that monkey butt sex, you're missing that. Unless you're a hot woman. Then you can join. Maybe.

Oh, and by the way,

Booyah.



Comments

NAME: Niel
Monday, November 3rd, 2003 @ 11:19 am
White stripes made voodoo better, even more so than hemp candy.


NAME: shit
Sunday, November 2nd, 2003 @ 08:48 pm
give that new outcast some respect.


NAME: ian
Friday, October 31st, 2003 @ 06:54 pm
announcing the new chancellor of halloween:




NAME: foo
Friday, October 31st, 2003 @ 09:05 am
My Halloween Plans:

Me: In drag
Tracey: Hot in a corset

Location: Decatur/Esplanade/Frenchman area. Where else? That's why I bought the fucking house. Bring your ass.


NAME: Miss A
Thursday, October 30th, 2003 @ 07:20 pm
Those are good. P.S. Me and my man are in the next issue of Skyscraper magazine for our band, No-Fi Soul Rebellion. So buy it, and see my ass .. Again.


NAME: ian
Thursday, October 30th, 2003 @ 07:02 pm
i totally got my soul modded today. i found jesus at the bottom of a frosty from wendy's. ptl!!! (that means praise the lord)


NAME: gadget
Thursday, October 30th, 2003 @ 01:47 pm
i'm pretty sure it's just bag o' d unmasked...right?


NAME: ian
Thursday, October 30th, 2003 @ 06:54 am
well, i know today isn't technically tomorrow, but if you go to u.n.o. today, you can see this band for FREE. that's free as in speech and beer. you can't really beat a deal like that.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Wednesday, October 29th, 2003 @ 11:15 pm
so...what is everyone else doing for the "big day", you know...halloween?


NAME: Niel
Tuesday, October 28th, 2003 @ 06:30 pm
I want to go as him for halloween so when people ask who I am, I can say ROOP the muthafukin RAJ. I just need to become cool and charismatic in the next few days. Oh, and also Indian.


NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 28th, 2003 @ 06:22 am
Roop Raj! ROOP RAJ!!!




ROOP MUTHAFUCKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAJ!!!!




NAME: Niel
Sunday, October 26th, 2003 @ 08:15 pm
unfortunately it's also skinny.


NAME: Niel
Sunday, October 26th, 2003 @ 07:46 pm
I've got something long but you can't read it. It's more of an oral concept.


NAME: fix
Friday, October 24th, 2003 @ 12:24 pm
also, foo, that seasonal junk mail basket by your door...i came up with that, and the seasonal flags. yeah. me. all me. now go make a real costume like the mummy or a ghost or some shit. modern costumes are crap. unless it's a clown with blood on the crotch...that shit is great.


NAME: fix
Friday, October 24th, 2003 @ 12:18 pm
my new fighting technique is unstoppable
is fucking long and stopped being funny be for i stopped reading it... that is truel?ly a new fighting technique.


NAME: Niel
Friday, October 24th, 2003 @ 11:20 am
puttin em to sleep with that back kick
like yoda doing a back flip.
you pump the bass that makes
the Chan action.

Lord of the Rhymes
look out.


NAME: Niel
Friday, October 24th, 2003 @ 10:03 am
You got the kung fulicious tactix.
Layin em down like matchsticks.
and that ain't nuthin to fuck with.
wurd


NAME: shit
Thursday, October 23rd, 2003 @ 11:38 pm
going out to markys. call me if anyone wants to pound a few.


NAME: ian
Thursday, October 23rd, 2003 @ 08:47 pm
i may have forgotten about this, but i never forgot about dre.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Thursday, October 23rd, 2003 @ 08:19 am
For those of you not "in the know"...Electric Six is playing at HOB 9pm this Saturday..get your tickets now, if you haven't already. Tickets are $14 bucks, which I believe will be money well spent.
You DO NOT want to miss this one!!...or you will be considered an ass pimple by all your peers.


NAME: ian
Thursday, October 23rd, 2003 @ 12:33 am
...


NAME: pizza party dude
Thursday, October 23rd, 2003 @ 12:24 am
autumnsparadise.com


NAME: ian
Thursday, October 23rd, 2003 @ 12:08 am
we are.
e6


NAME: pizza party dude
Thursday, October 23rd, 2003 @ 12:07 am
lets get together sat.


NAME: Niel
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003 @ 04:37 pm
You theoretically could telecommute while your in an airport. Ironious.


NAME: g13
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003 @ 03:33 pm
i would do this from the smoker's lounge here so that I could enjoy the full flavor of a Marlboro red and paruse teh intarweb at the same time, but those rooms make me want to quit smoking altogether.

I am still the future.


NAME: g13
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003 @ 03:28 pm
greetings citizens. I am talking to you while sitting in an airport, by way of the wireless internet laptop card foo layed down two beans for.

I am the future.


NAME: foo
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003 @ 01:35 pm
Fo Shizzle


NAME: Morris Day
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003 @ 11:09 am
foo is cosplaying instead of going to the show...


NAME: shit
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003 @ 02:48 am
f&j have the blind bumps.


NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 21st, 2003 @ 07:58 pm
shhhhh!!!! glitch is coming!!!

i can hear him in the hall!!!!


NAME: lazyasian
Tuesday, October 21st, 2003 @ 04:37 pm
Come to Cuong's costume party after whatever concert there is! Don't miss out!


NAME: foo
Tuesday, October 21st, 2003 @ 01:28 pm
I won't be there, unfortunately, Cuong's costume party is the same night. I spent quite a few ducats on my costume, so I want to get as much mileage out of it as possible.


NAME: Niel
Tuesday, October 21st, 2003 @ 01:28 pm
I can't wait.


NAME: GirlyGirl
Tuesday, October 21st, 2003 @ 10:53 am
I'm going to get our tickets for E6 today..hope you all have yours!!


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