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UNFUCKED! | | Category: Work Monday, October 20th, 2003 @ 08:40 pm
| Heading back home on Wednesday, the 22nd! Finally I get to leave this assed out caper behind me and return to a life of drink and debauchery.
So, what's the plans for the coming weekend? Who's drinking? I'm not sure if I'm up for camping or anything out of the ordinary yet, just want to drink myself into a stupor surrounded by friends and foes alike, all passing me gilded chalices of spirits, hoisting me above their heads chanting lyrics that praise me, all while the women present bat their eyelashes at me and blush.
And, of course, to make sweet monkey butt sex with my sweet monkey butt sex partner.
Call me, I'm sure you won't want to miss any of it. Except for that monkey butt sex, you're missing that. Unless you're a hot woman. Then you can join. Maybe.
Oh, and by the way,
Booyah.
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