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Category: Work
Tuesday, December 9th, 2003 @ 03:21 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, work-christmas-party season is upon us and the time has come to eat finger sandwiches, drink copious amounts of alcohol, and make a complete ass out of ourselves in front of people with whom we are supposed to have a generally professional relationship with.

I found a link on some site (probably Fark) that 1 out of 5 people in an office environment will end up "bumping uglies" during holiday festivities. Thinking about what the majority of my co-workers look like, I find the prospect disgusting almost to the point of penile inversion. I'm not saying there aren't those whose looks deserve some merit, but let's just say I'm not playing the odds.

My company's party, like last year, is a conference of sorts which will entail meeting people I kind of work with from all over the country, so that puts a heavier weight on what should be an evening of decadence. I'm just wondering how I can balance the act of looking like a professional and having my spidey sense spamming me with messages that there is an open bar in the nearby vicinity. Diginity and endless booze, a dangerous mixture indeed.


NAME: ian
Monday, December 29th, 2003 @ 06:02 pm
no shit????!!!

NAME: Feasty
Thursday, December 25th, 2003 @ 12:24 pm



NAME: mister ouchie
Monday, December 22nd, 2003 @ 04:36 pm

Jason Stollsteimer after he got his ass handed to him.


NAME: fix
Monday, December 22nd, 2003 @ 04:19 pm
just so you know....
jack white will kick your ass!

NAME: wtf
WEBSITE: http://www.chud.com/news/dec03/dec16foxx.php3
Monday, December 22nd, 2003 @ 01:52 pm
"(Jamie) Foxx and was announced earlier this year to be donning the cowl of Death in Disney's adaptation of Piers Anthony's fantastic novel On a Pale Horse."

NAME: a bird
Sunday, December 21st, 2003 @ 02:00 am
i am a bird.
i praise the lord without fear in my heart.
may the lord our god bless you and keep you where the sun don't shine.

NAME: scandal
Sunday, December 21st, 2003 @ 01:09 am
merry chrissumas!

NAME: vinnie dalpino
Saturday, December 20th, 2003 @ 01:31 am
some ones gunna die tonight in my house

NAME: ian
Friday, December 19th, 2003 @ 06:34 pm

NAME: Feasty
Thursday, December 18th, 2003 @ 11:37 pm
WTF IS THIS? Creeped me out!


NAME: party lover
Thursday, December 18th, 2003 @ 01:28 am
go to bed numb nut!

NAME: matt
Thursday, December 18th, 2003 @ 01:14 am
please make me understand how that is a PROMOTION? with no pay raise????????

NAME: Feasty
Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 @ 04:51 pm
I got a promotion at work with no pay raise!


NAME: party lover
Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 @ 12:11 am
everlasting bass

NAME: droog
Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 @ 10:29 pm
who's a mo' fuckin' genius? I am beeyach....5 A's and a C. Eat it, Beeyatch!

NAME: ian
Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 @ 10:28 pm
i got a B in algebra. i'm like the inventor of math or something.

NAME: ian
Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 @ 04:58 pm
i don't know...
your parents get pretty enthusiastic about my chocolatey corn bars.

NAME: party lover
Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 @ 01:11 pm
hello pals. i've been extra busy with the shop so my party style has gone local only. sorry. i'm going to make all of that up though with my christmas blaster on the 20th. that's sat. 8:00. you know the blaster. last year it was basicly held on my roof. it will prove to be more fun than showing my parents the corn you ate an hour before

NAME: matt
Monday, December 15th, 2003 @ 05:39 pm
i'm brewing tonite!

NAME: fix
Saturday, December 13th, 2003 @ 05:43 pm
any one watching the hornets? how 'bout baron fucking davis??? that kid is on a fucking tear!!!

NAME: lazyasian
Friday, December 12th, 2003 @ 03:43 pm
Go ugly early. That way you won't get disapointed.

NAME: shit
Wednesday, December 10th, 2003 @ 12:46 am
my party is on the 20th. invitations are almost in the mail.