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Friday, January 16th, 2004 @ 09:59 am
Posted By Brent
Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where's the good stuff man?
--Good stuff? This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.
Are you nuts dude? You need stuff that'll explode. Go BOOM!
--Why is that good?
Well, huh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.
--I would never do that cause I'm gonna be a veteranarian.
Well there ya go! Some one shoves an M-80 up a bullfrogs butt, blows 'em to pieces. He comes back to you to fix it. You win twice brother, it's good biz!
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no Black Cats, no Roman Candles or Screamin' Mimis?
Aw, come on man. You don't got no Lady Fingers, Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zip A Dee Do Dahs, or Crap Flappers?
--No, I don't
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no Whistlin' Bungholes, Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biskits, Honky Lighters, Husker Dos, Husker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsey Dazers, with or without the Scooter Stick, or one single Whistlin Kitty Chaser?
--cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Well that might be your problem. It's not what you like, it's the consumer.
--Joe Dirt

And with that I'm reminded that I never gave a proper rundown of my New Years festivities. Not a whole lot happened, just a lot of drinking, drifting back and forth from Matt and Amy's party across the street, introducing our yankee friends to the unacceptably southern names for various fireworks, and yes, more drinking. That's about that.


NAME: g13
Friday, February 13th, 2004 @ 10:54 am
is the "submit a quick link" too easy for you to click on?

NAME: ian
Thursday, February 12th, 2004 @ 04:20 pm

NAME: ian
Wednesday, February 11th, 2004 @ 07:21 pm

NAME: GirlyGirl
Wednesday, February 11th, 2004 @ 07:20 pm
So, who's doing what this Friday the 13th?? I have the day off of work! Woot!

-who's comin' with me?

NAME: ian
Wednesday, February 11th, 2004 @ 06:43 pm
good. let's keep that ball rolling.

also, i got a call from new yort last night reminding me about new bar friday. this is an idea he and his lady hatched that involves hitting a new bar every friday. duh.

this week's bar is a new bar. for realz. friday is the first night that 13 is going to be open and new yort's doing all the signage and stuff for it, so that's neat. it's owned by monaghan's and la de da.

where: couple doors down from cafe brasil where old dog new trick used to be.

NAME: Xenu Sux
Wednesday, February 11th, 2004 @ 04:00 pm
House of Pain

Jump Penis
Put Your Head Penis
Top O' the Morning to Penis
Commercial Penis
House and the Rising Penis (good one)
Shamrocks and Penises
House of Pain Penis
Danny Boy, Danny Penis
Guess Who's Penis
Commerical Penis
Put On Your Shit Penis (eh hehe)
Come and Get Some of Penis
Life Goes Penis
One for the Penis
Feel Penis
All My Penis
Jump Around [Pete Rock Penis]
Shamrocks and Shenanigans [Boom Shalock Lock Boom/Butch Vig Penis]

NAME: ian
Sunday, February 8th, 2004 @ 10:31 am
i got the faggot beads!

NAME: ian
Saturday, February 7th, 2004 @ 02:14 pm
ian has a posse.

krewe du vieux tonite, anyone?

just got off the phone with new yort. he says his float is like the fourth one. it's a castle, with two lions, and a butt. with a sword sticking out of it.

that's pretty much how he described it anyway.

NAME: dr. divitaco
Thursday, February 5th, 2004 @ 01:26 am
ian has a toaster

NAME: biznac
Monday, February 2nd, 2004 @ 02:19 am
just get married and do yer taxes. Going down for our anniversary was just a pipe dream... Thanx america!!!

ps Ian, you ARE rich..

NAME: fix
Sunday, February 1st, 2004 @ 04:20 pm
tickets are f'ckin cheap right now!!

NAME: ian
Sunday, February 1st, 2004 @ 04:18 pm
i wish i was rich and could travel the world.

NAME: fix
Sunday, February 1st, 2004 @ 04:07 pm
just an update. the wife and i will be down for our anniversary and ponderosa stomp 3.

NAME: g13
Thursday, January 29th, 2004 @ 09:52 pm
Its in production. That was just a rough cut of a scene to whet the whistles of interested investors.

NAME: ian
Thursday, January 29th, 2004 @ 09:19 pm
where's the whole movie?

NAME: g13
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004 @ 08:46 pm
Now that is the goods.

NAME: Feasty
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004 @ 06:10 pm


NAME: girlygirl
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004 @ 09:10 am
Enigma - MCMXC a.D.

1. the voice of penis
2. principles of penis
a. penis
b. find penis
c. penis (reprise)
3. callas went penis
4. mea penis
5. the voice & the penis
6. knocking on forbidden penis
7. back to the rivers of penis
a. way to penis
b. penis
c. the rivers of penis

NAME: g13
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004 @ 08:38 am
Smells like Teen Penis

NAME: shit
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004 @ 02:42 am
watch out for bees

NAME: ian
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004 @ 09:48 pm
do one!

NAME: girlygirl
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004 @ 08:45 pm
tooo funny, i'm cryin' over here..

NAME: ian
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004 @ 05:14 pm
here's something fun for you to do, and it's free!

1. take an album you like.
2. look at all the song titles.
3. change the last word of each song title to penis. if it's only one word, then it's only penis.

for example, i'll use "white blood cells"
1. dead leaves and the dirty penis
2. hotel penis
3. i'm finding it harder to be a penis
4. fell in love with a penis
5. penis
6. little penis
7. the union penis
8. the same boy you've always penis
9. we're going to be penises
10. offend in every penis
11. i think i smell a penis
12. penis
13. i can't penis
14. now penis
15. i can penis
16. this penis

it doesn't always work, but it's funny more often than not. now let's go to the park and pop wheelies.

NAME: ian
Monday, January 26th, 2004 @ 10:05 am
jack white can sure act up a storm. the best actor of our century, perhaps.

NAME: ian
Saturday, January 24th, 2004 @ 07:58 am
that movie was good! and then we came home and the anniversary fairy gave me a gamecube!!!

NAME: so long and
Sunday, January 18th, 2004 @ 08:34 pm
thanks for all the fish!

NAME: ian
Sunday, January 18th, 2004 @ 12:51 pm
got a call from new yort this morning.

we missed some scrappin' last night.

NAME: ian
Saturday, January 17th, 2004 @ 04:41 pm
You dab your eyes at the end and wonder what is so wrong about the love of a lesbian for a dinosaur.

generally pretty funny all around.

also, i should have stood my firm christian ground and said that i could not work on a sunday. because now i cannot play on a sunday.

also, that really hurts, miss a. i may not exchange "words" with my vast northwestern family, but i often send "love" that way. and by "love" i mean "things i can't discuss here". and also congrats to the no-fi for john peel love.

NAME: flash dance double butt
Friday, January 16th, 2004 @ 11:30 pm
lets do something sunday you fucks. party hard or something mang

NAME: Miss A
Friday, January 16th, 2004 @ 10:20 pm
Man, ian is looking dreamy these days. Even though he no longer communicates with his Northwestern family. If anyone cares about No-Fi Soul Rebellion, John Peel has been playing one of our songs on his radio show on the BBC!!

NAME: fat boy admirer
Friday, January 16th, 2004 @ 04:16 pm
go, fat boy! hit that shit!!!