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THE SOCKS
Category: Rant
Friday, May 14th, 2004 @ 01:50 pm
Posted By Brent
So I have all these black socks in my closet. Every morning I take a pair and sit down on the edge of my bed and try to put my socks on. The problem is I have about 3 or 4 pairs of socks in which one of the socks is for some reason way too small.

I slip them on, give them a healthy tug, and one will always stop with my heel still around halfway in the ribbed elastic part of the sock. This unto itself is no reason for alarm, but for some reason has begun to drive me into a furious fit of anger. I hurl the socks across the room screaming obscenities at my girlfriend for having put me through this horrendous debacle once more! How dare she put the too small sock pairs in my closet again!

"Haven't we been through this enough already? In the pair is one sock that is too small, you said that you would use them and not mix them in with my good socks again," I say.

I then begin thinking what I will tell the paramedics when they arrive to try to put her back together again. I curse God himself for having the gall to yet again put me through this Jobe-ian test of patience.

Then I realize I am about to kill people over a sock, so I sit for a moment pondering my own inability to cope with minor, random unpleasantness and begin to feel pretty silly. I wonder how mere seconds ago I was in a blinding rage over socks. I walk over to the closet and grab another pair, and the cycle of life repeats itself.



Comments

NAME: gayfag
Sunday, May 23rd, 2004 @ 01:47 pm
we should get together today and eat foods.


NAME: gayfag
Sunday, May 23rd, 2004 @ 12:14 am
i had fun with you nut sacks today.


NAME: girlygirl
Friday, May 21st, 2004 @ 07:36 pm
I had a friend who got put in OPP and they lost him for 3 days.


NAME: ian
Thursday, May 20th, 2004 @ 08:20 pm
i went to jail in montucky, but that was a cake walk. i heard in opp, they make you eat old socks.


NAME: girlygirl
Thursday, May 20th, 2004 @ 07:23 pm
wtf did you do?


NAME: redb ean
Thursday, May 20th, 2004 @ 04:53 pm
i just got out of new orleans parish prison. it sucked. anyone else ever been?


NAME: girlygirl
Monday, May 17th, 2004 @ 02:48 am
it's all okay now. I made glitch try on every pair of socks that he owns.
The bad ones are getting bleached so that we don't have to be angry about socks anymore.
xoxo


NAME: suz
Sunday, May 16th, 2004 @ 05:22 pm
you do got some big ass feet,and why don't you fold your own socks? then you won't have that problem. .... By the way HAPPY B-DAY GUYS!


NAME: Jack Handey
Friday, May 14th, 2004 @ 10:13 pm
Christ. I was going to use this story once and then I found out that it had already been included in "Chicken Soup for the Teen Soul." Boy, was I pissed.


NAME: girlygirl
Friday, May 14th, 2004 @ 08:34 pm
I also wear glitches' socks on occasion.
His socks just seem best when one is wearing boots. I like the way they fit more snuggly.
There are only a few of his socks that I like, so I will dig thru the pile of balled up socks to find these few pair, and for some reason those seem to be the ones that he picks out of the pile first. I don't think that they are the ones he gets angry at either.


-Don't let socks piss you off.

-I can't help it if you have big feet.


NAME: lazyasian
Friday, May 14th, 2004 @ 04:11 pm
maybe one foot is bigger than the other... freak.


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