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| I WANT A GOOD, CLEAN FIGHT |  | Category: Politics
Thursday, July 1st, 2004 @ 03:10 pm
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I wanted to keep the political topic floating for a bit longer and write up an actual objective rundown of what I know about Bush and Kerry. I hit one problem when I wrote the first point I was going to see-saw them on: I've never heard Kerry give an answer to a question that wasn't along the lines of "George Bush fucked everything up and I'm not going to do that." So let me give what apparently will be a very biased look at the two front-runners:
- The Supposed War on Terror:
- Bush: Kill all terrorists and turn their countries into Democracies.
- Kerry: Terrorists are bad but I don't like George Bush and his war.
I agree with: Bush
- Iraq:
- Bush: We will stay there until they have their own secure, sovereign government.
- Kerry: We shouldn't be there, but I'm not saying I would pull the troops out. I mean this is blood for oil but, like freedom is cool too. George Bush fucked this all up. I would do something about it, but I can't tell you what that is.
I agree with: Bush
- Health Care:
- Bush: The reason we have the technology to rip a motherfucker's heart out a put a robot heart in there is because we pay top dollar for our top dollar health care, and I plan to keep it that way.
- Kerry: Privatized health care is the reason 15% of American have no health coverage. I'm not going to say I'm going to socialize health care, because just saying the word socialized would get my ass kicked out of the election in a heartbeat. I'll just say what we have sucks the big one and not tell you what I would do about it.
I agree with: Bush
- The Economy:
- Bush: The economy sucks. We were on a downward trend since March of '99 (before I was president) that turned into a recession when a bunch of shit sticks flew airplanes into two of the most economically important buildings on the face of the earth. It's has been getting better in the past few months though.
- Kerry: Clinton created a good economy by doing stuff I don't know so I'll just pretend it's common knowledge and not explain it. Clinton was a democrat. I am a democrat. Of course, logic states I will create a good economy too.
I agree with: Bush
- Civil Rights:
- Bush: I respect your civil rights. Now bend over while I let John Ashcroft roll up the Patriot Act and sodomize you with it.
- Kerry: I don't really know, but I couldn't possibly fuck it up more than George Bush did.
I agree with: Kerry
And there's how I see it. I'm not saying that I'm 100% accurate, but after watching a lot of news and reading quite a fair bit on the internet, this is how I perceive the candidate's paraphrased opinions are stated. Like I said, I wanted to make an objective view of it all, but Kerry's position on things is so nebulous that I just ended up making fun of it instead of stating it. Oh well, my site, I can do that.
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