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Category: Work
Friday, July 8th, 2005 @ 05:48 pm
Posted By Brent

I've gotten quite a few phone calls from friends wondering what the word around the watercooler is about what Hurricane Dennis is going to do. I suppose because of the nature of the company I work for, people assume we have some sort of "Spidey Sense" about what's going to happen. It's not entirely true, but people here are more firm with their gut feelings about these things than other people I've talked to.

Anyway, I'll keep it all here so that I don't have to make a thousand phone calls. As of right now, no one here expects this to turn head for New Orleans. If things change for the worse, I'll be contacted Saturday around noon with evacuation instructions and I'll be sure to update everyone here.

I repeat, there are no plans to leave at this moment and everyone involved here at work is pretty sure it's headed for the Pensicola area. Over and out.


NAME: brent
Friday, July 8th, 2005 @ 09:00 pm
Why, the Mehhicans of course.

NAME: scott
Friday, July 8th, 2005 @ 08:55 pm
Girls have cooties. And by the way, who says "Mehheco"?

NAME: girlygirl
Friday, July 8th, 2005 @ 07:57 pm
We shouldn't decide anything until tomorrow.
Maybe it'll shoot all the way up thru Florida and then come around across Alabama and Mississippi and punch us like an abusive boyfriend. That should be the time that we shit our pants, 'cause, damn, if a hurricane is so bad ass as to make it all the way across the length of Florida and still be a bigshot....Or maybe he'll just hang out in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mehheco, and work out for a while, 'til he has enough muscle to go bully whichever lucky state that he sees as a weakling and deserving of a little beat down. Or maybe he'll go chasing after Cindy, I hear that he likes the girls.

NAME: mc
Friday, July 8th, 2005 @ 06:31 pm
Yeah, and if you're expecting a family member to come in town tonite on a flight what route should one take to the airport?

NAME: scott
Friday, July 8th, 2005 @ 06:16 pm
So is it going to hit us and are you going to leave town or what?