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I THINK MY WIENER IS BROKEN.
Category: Misc
Saturday, March 31st, 2007 @ 11:37 am
Posted By xerxes7
Urine Receptacle or Font of Pleasure?
Oh, also big ups to here for the free image.
Here's one that's been bugging me for a long time. Hopefully, some of the wiener-having readers of this site (are there any readers left?) will be able to shed some light on this for me.

I drink liquids. Coffee, monster energy drink (only the green kind), beer, whiskey and coke, whatever. My body takes what it can use out of these liquids. What it cannot use, it holds in a little storage area inside of me. When that storage area is full, I have to go to a special room to empty it.

It's not fun. It's not some great feeling. I mean, it's not gross or painful or bad, but it's nothing I look forward to doing. Here's where we get to the issue that led to the title of this entry.

I always hear guys in the bathroom sounding like they're getting blowjobs or something when they're taking a piss. I mean, they're just standing there, rocking their heads back, letting out sighs, whispering "oh shit", all that kind of crap. Am I alone in not experiencing this great satisfaction when I empty my bladder? If so, what am I doing wrong?

Addendum:
While trying to find out if I spelled wiener correctly, I found this shit-a-thon. I didn't think anyone used the term "'tude" anymore. Apparently the gentlemen from Feable Weiner do. They probably dish all that 'tude out when they're playing with a local emocore band that sounds like My Chemicohshutthefuckup. Emocore.

Also, I know it's way too easy to bait the ad-bots, but I swear I forgot about the things and the following caught me off guard.


So I guess if that's what you're looking for, you know where to go now.

P.S. I forgot to thank the spamming whores who keep bombing the goddamned site. Thank you, spamming whores who keep bombing the goddamned site. Thanks fer nuthin'.


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