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| THIS IS A TEST. |  | Category: Misc
Wednesday, March 6th, 2013 @ 08:30 pm
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Testing, 1, 2,3 .ffff
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| BURGERS: 1, BRENT 0 | | Category: Misc
Sunday, September 14th, 2008 @ 03:21 pm
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I guess after the first hamburger went up that this site's rebirth as a place to experiment with and discuss web design was, in fact, stillborn. For the best, I suppose. Now I can port this original site over to a more modern paradigm while not losing the rich and illustrious historical tapestry we've all woven here.
I'll be removing the web design posts and just dumping their comments under this post.
Bring on the burgers.
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| I THINK MY WIENER IS BROKEN. | | Category: Misc
Saturday, March 31st, 2007 @ 11:37 am
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Urine Receptacle or Font of Pleasure?
Oh, also big ups to here for the free image.
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Here's one that's been bugging me for a long time. Hopefully, some of the wiener-having readers of this site (are there any readers left?) will be able to shed some light on this for me.
I drink liquids. Coffee, monster energy drink (only the green kind), beer, whiskey and coke, whatever. My body takes what it can use out of these liquids. What it cannot use, it holds in a little storage area inside of me. When that storage area is full, I have to go to a special room to empty it.
It's not fun. It's not some great feeling. I mean, it's not gross or painful or bad, but it's nothing I look forward to doing. Here's where we get to the issue that led to the title of this entry.
I always hear guys in the bathroom sounding like they're getting blowjobs or something when they're taking a piss. I mean, they're just standing there, rocking their heads back, letting out sighs, whispering "oh shit", all that kind of crap. Am I alone in not experiencing this great satisfaction when I empty my bladder? If so, what am I doing wrong?
Addendum:
While trying to find out if I spelled wiener correctly, I found this shit-a-thon. I didn't think anyone used the term "'tude" anymore. Apparently the gentlemen from Feable Weiner do. They probably dish all that 'tude out when they're playing with a local emocore band that sounds like My Chemicohshutthefuckup. Emocore.
Also, I know it's way too easy to bait the ad-bots, but I swear I forgot about the things and the following caught me off guard.
So I guess if that's what you're looking for, you know where to go now.
P.S. I forgot to thank the spamming whores who keep bombing the goddamned site. Thank you, spamming whores who keep bombing the goddamned site. Thanks fer nuthin'.
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| A NEW SPIN ON AN OLD IDEA | | Category: Misc
Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 12:53 pm
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Long ago, there was this post and it seemed a decent bit of fun and also breathed a little life into the site at the time. Now the Wii is almost upon us and I think most of us here are aware that with your personal settings on the the thing you'll be able to make your own little avatar. It's called a Mii. See, that's clever how they did that.
Anyway, the inevitable has arrived. The good people at Joystiq have made a Mii maker thing (again, something most of us here probably already know about). Is it a little lame? Yes. Do I want everyone to either post theirs in the comments or e-mail them to me so I can post them? Most definitely yes.
Just like with the South Park dealie, there's no way to save it, so you'll have to resort to screen capping and all, but there will be no complaints. It is time to make Miis.
Oh yeah, the link and the results of my effort.
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| A SIMPLE QUERY | | Category: Misc
Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 07:11 pm
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 This one's easy, kids. Yes or no. Yea or Nay.
We should all know who David Carradine is. A lot of us (me not included) grew up watching Kung Fu, and surely all of us can remember him in the title role of the Kill Bill movies. Most recently, he's been in a retarded YellowPages.com television commercial where he is a wise master of something vaguely Asian and he's instructing some dork on how to use the site.
Anyway, back to simple question at hand. Mind you I only ask it in a public forum because I've gotten varied responses when ever I've casually asked this question to a few people.
Q: Does David Carradine speak with a lisp?
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