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| -DRUNKEN UPDATE ALERT!- |  | Category: Misc
Sunday, May 27th, 2001 @ 07:31 am
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okay so i was talking with mister fix and miss a and it sounds like not long after i make my triumphant return from the hinterlands they'll be following. then we can see just how bad a city can be abused before it finally gives in to the natural pressures of being six feet below the water table and pressed up between a wall of hastily constructed levees and a river system that's got a continent's worth of pressure behind it.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... and i'm sorry there's not a picture around this time- digi-cam is on the fritz. (fuck yourself and you'll get rich.) i've definitely got something that's worthy of taking a picture of around here, but i guess we'll have to wait a few days to see about making that a digital reality. in the meantime, here's an odd little link i picked up on a dollar bill at a local bar tonight... where has your dollar been?
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| WHOOPDY-FUCKING-DOO | | Category: Misc
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2001 @ 07:15 pm
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 Well, thanks for all the great birthday wishes and all, I still didn't get shit. Except for the tent from Pete and Christine, and the fucking badd ass Razor figure from Ian (and yes you fuckers, I kept it in the box). Oh yea, and that big phat sack of blow that ... now who bought me that... oh yea.. I DID! THANKS ALOT YOU CHEAP FUCKERS! Legal Mumbo Jumbo: Controlled substances are neither done nor endorsed by the staff and/or corporate sponsors of glitch13.com
I have to say tho, the 'Calling all Boys' magazine cover was a great joy. How fitting.
So, why am I posting, you ask? No reason, just to spit out some drivel due to the fact that there's been no posting in a while. I guess I'll delve into my E/N roots and talk about bullshit. Hardgeus' Ash action figure is gracing my desk at work (and him and I are getting funny stares because of it) along with my myriad of other figures I dared to release from thier plastic bubblish prison in the name of fun. I'm sure he'll be pissed when ever he reads this or comes back from Hong Kong and sees that it's not at my house any more. Don't fret, we know our time together is brief, but we'll enjoy each other's company while it lasts.
In other news, I've been reading and posting alot on Plastic. You should read it, its one of those slash sites that regurgitate news from real news sites, but with oh-so-witty sort of spin. The way I see it, its a bleeding heart liberal rag that inspires me to start blowing up government run social institutions. It works on the same karma system as slashdot with its user posts, and my goal is to have the all-time low karma due to pissing off the clientelle. Oh, and if you're reading this and you actually are a bleeding heart liberal, you can suck a dick and die.
No, really, you can suck a dick and die.
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| HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLITCH13! | | Category: Misc
Saturday, May 19th, 2001 @ 01:56 am
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Happy birthday, I can't wait to try out my new gel strap-on on your virgin ass. Much Love.
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| HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!! | | Category: Misc
Thursday, May 17th, 2001 @ 10:26 pm
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 Ya, you may read the title and think this is another self gratifying birthday celebration on my part, but its not. For most of you, whom I know reads slashdot, you already know; its the World Wide Web's 10th Birthday today. Now, haven't been on it that long, I was still into BBS's in those days, but around 92-93 I started dabbling in it by proxy through said BBS's and getting into email and the such (which I know was created long before the WWW). Its hard to imagine May of 91', I was a freshman looking forward to a long summer with no girlfriend to speak of and armpits that barely had hair in them. The Doors movie had just come out and I was all jazzed about it due to the fact that all my musical influences before then had been classic rock. Man, that was long ago.
So, today at work, I started thinking of things that I was really excited about back when I first started using the internet in earnest (which would lie in the area of 94'), back when only super geeks who could compile NCSA Mosaic on unix could see the WWW for what it graphically looked like, and the rest of us scrubs relied on lynx to help us envision it through the world of ASCII.
Jason had told me about webcams then, and one night I spent countless hours searching for different ones, although "different" isn't the term I would use, most were fishtank cams because there was still a "geek stigma" back then and no one in their right mind would show their computer dorky ass face on a camera. In lynx (the text based web browser) you would basically find the page with the link to the cam image, download the image, then shell to dos and load up and image viewer and look at it. If it was a cam that was updated often and you wanted to see the progress; you would go through this procedure every 30 seconds or so to see what changed. Man, sounds like shit now, but back then, it was like seeing what the future was going to be like.
So in honor of this, I did a little search to see where the webcam genre was like these days... man was I surprised.
This is a LIVE, MOVING camera at Times Square in New York. Due to its live nature, you have to time share it a minute at a time with everyone else looking at it, but it rocks! You can move it around, zoom, pan, everything! This is the same sort of thing, but a plethora of cams, all with the same functionality, but it just gets still pictures. Somehow it seems cooler, but not (be sure to check out the ITEC contruction site, boring but has a lot of people and shit running around and doing constuction). For a list of different cool cams, check out this site. It's chock full of shit like that.
Well, that's about it. Happy B-day WWW. You've gone a long way in 10 years.
On a side note, I'm Number 1 in searches for 'Vulva Pump' on Google.
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| HOWIE HAND JOB AND A CREEPY KID THAT SINGS | | Category: Misc
Wednesday, May 16th, 2001 @ 09:05 pm
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 Well friends after Glitch's riveting acount of how ultimately rad he is at the art of picking up young boys and fooling them into thinking "what's in my pocket?"is a real game i was reminded of some thing i said to myself in my sleep last night. I said: You know fix? You can shit in one hand and lay a god damned egg in the other and hope that you don't drop the egg, but that don't mean yer any smarter for shittin' in yer own hand...
After that i woke up to the wind and the alarm and the realisation that shittin' eggs isn't really possible unless yer a fuckin' chicken. I was crushed and tormented but i was able to get dressed and get in the car to go to work. That being said i must thank my boss at work for sharing this scary ass site with me. It is called EugenEmirman.com all of the info you get concerning it is from the image that i have shown of mighty Eugene! I will also add that there is a really bad ass fight between a fed and a cop, it scared all hell outa' me, well, in some parts. Really just the end.
 In other news i found a picture of an old j.d. sexploitation wheel chair-jockey book written by none other than every body's favorite author Jack Dancer!!! From what i understand it is an empowering novel about a nympho and a cripple. The information that i have on Jack Dancer is that he was a novelist as well as a world renown peot, artist and photographer. Left to die in a ditch by his parents, Jack had to make his way in the world alone. With just his wits and what he thought was a giant rock from space, he moved from town to town until finaly he found a place he could call home. Beautifull Silverton Idaho...just kidding i don't really know anything about Jack Dancer, that story was about Joe Dirt from that big Hollywood movie Joe Dirt!! Any way enjoy the picture and if any of you run accross a copy of the book i would be very interested in purchasing it.
Now for my favorite swear words of today!
1)ShitCorn
2)CornHoler
3)fuck
4)micro brew
that is all!!!!!! you donkey fuckin' faggots
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