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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLITCH13!
Category: Misc
Saturday, May 19th, 2001 @ 01:56 am
Posted By girlygirl
Happy birthday, I can't wait to try out my new gel strap-on on your virgin ass. Much Love.


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NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Thursday, May 24th, 2001 @ 04:27 pm
As was stated above to Miss A...it doesn't have to be your birthday. And it's never too late.
xoxo


NAME: suzie
Thursday, May 24th, 2001 @ 02:42 am
HAPPY B-DAY,
IF I KNEW THERE WAS GOIN TO BE A STRAP ON PARTY, I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR SURE-WUV YA SUZ


NAME: glitch13
Monday, May 21st, 2001 @ 10:23 am
I would have to say that I'm surprised that the chinese country wide proxy allows access to my website. I would certainly rank my views expressed here as 'dissent' towards their social and governmental structure.


NAME: foo
Monday, May 21st, 2001 @ 09:22 am
Happy Birthday Glitch!
Greetings from Hong Kong.
I am still a free man, apparently, or it may be that the re-education camps I was forced to attend have had a strange effect on me.
Lets test out....shit cock piss fuck!
I hate everything!
I am the greatest programmer alive!
Anyone who disagrees with me about anything is a fool!!!
Yep, I'm still free.
I am in a rocking ass awesome internet cafe in Hong Kong chock full of badass LCD screens and comic books with samurai fighting with schoolgirls (the schoolgirls, of course, occasionally being raped by tentacles).
It's something that we'll never have in New Orleans because about 2 weeks after opening the comics would be covered in puke and jizz, and the keyboards will have been pulled out of their roots and used to bash someone in the head who was "frontin'"
Anyhoo, I'm not going to get all USA bashin-world-travelin-elitist on you guys. US still r0xx0r2 j00
Happy Birthday


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Monday, May 21st, 2001 @ 04:10 am
he's getting a little disoriented in his old age...it might be alheimers; i think he's posting his comments on slashdot (thinks that's his page or something)
*twirls finger around ear and makes a coo coo noise*


NAME: mr.fix
Sunday, May 20th, 2001 @ 06:04 pm
no coment from glitch?


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Sunday, May 20th, 2001 @ 03:16 am
Don't tease me, Miss A...it doesn't have to be your birthday to get in on the strap-on party we're having over here.


NAME: mr.fix
Saturday, May 19th, 2001 @ 07:52 pm
funny thing i found this in the same comic as ian found the monkey...in fact it was the cover...


enjoy the monkey!



NAME: ian the trogydae
Saturday, May 19th, 2001 @ 07:20 pm


it's not a spider monkey, but hopefully this will do.


NAME: Miss A
Saturday, May 19th, 2001 @ 05:00 am
Strap on? I think I feel a birthday coming on too...


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