As you can see, this is my counter dig on xerxes, whom I know doesn't play role playing games, but hey, he had a big picture of a llama and said it was me, I needed to fire back but I was out of ammo. Oh well, lets move on.

As far as the 'IT' (look at my post on the 13th for more info) thing is concerned, I keep hearing a reoccuring theme of 'scooters' when I dig around for information on it. I swear to fucking christ, if this thing is a scooter, I'm going to kill somebody. Isn't it silly enough that we have adults riding scooters as is? This really can't be a scooter and still retain all the revolutionary attribute people keep tagging to it. And if the inventor is reading this (sha, right), dude, go stick your scooter up your ass and shut up till you whip out the teleporters.

That's enough from me for now; here's some porn, it'll keep ya honest: