hey everybody! did you miss me? i hope so, because i didn't miss any of you! ha ha! just kidding. i would have wrote a story but i was busy playing with my cool stuff i got for christmas.
that's right your eyes are not telling you a lie. i was so good i got a MR. T toy!!! mr. t rules and now he is living with my other toys. him and edward scissorhands and death and rob zombie and buzz lightyear and darth vader and gumby and pokey and kingcakebabyjesusspider and mister dragon and the cars have adventures. one day i will tell you all about it. i promise.
also for christmas i got a great big cross like the kinds in the graveyard and it weighs about a whole whole lot and on top of that it is really and truly blessed by a real live priest. so that means i can kill vampires or anything else with it. yeah!! and i got a book about vampires and how they're real and everywhere- even on the internet. except on the internet they are called vampyres. that's how you can tell the real ones from the fake ones. it's a true vampire secret. shhhhh!
what else? oh. i almost forgot to put a picture of another girl.
this is denise richards and she is what some people call a whore (that means she is H-O-T). and she shows her boobs in almost all of the movies she is in. one day i will meet her and she will show them to me too. then i will say "nice rack" and we will get married. (that is what is called romantic and all girls like it when you talk to them that way. one time i said that to a girl and she liked it so much that she told her boyfriend what i said and he got jealous that i was so romantic and he hit me in the stomach and face many times so i would not try to steal his girlfriend. you know it is the good stuff you're talking when that happens, for sure!)
so i think that is all for now but i will talk to you again soon, don't you worry.
