this is a picture of nicola willoughby who is from asstraila or something. she lives far away so i can't see her too much. besides, she has yellow hair so she is not my favorite. but still she is fun so don't tell her i said that. please!

now, for the big big news.

last night we had a christmas party. i did not want to because i am trying to be good so i can get a prize but mister fix and miss a said we have to because if we drink more than a bottle a day and it is not a party then that means it is a problem so we had to have a party so it would not be a problem. so we had a party and some friends came over.

but that is not news. that is what teacher called the prefiss. so some friends came over and our good friend bilza was there and he was drinking and drinking and we definitely did not have a problem because it was a party so it was okay and then the biggest surprise ever happened. it was a christmas party so santa himself showed up!!! he said i was being good and i might get a prize but that bilza was being very bad. here is the picture miss a took of santa fussing at bilza.

i wish miss a's camera would not have run out of batteries because right after that bilza broke a bottle over santa's head and there was wet stuff everywhere. some was whiskey and some was this red stuff from santa and it was almost the same color as his clothes.

we had to move santa to the basement so we could keep having the party. when i woke up this morning there was a funny smell coming out of the heater hole in the wall. and it smelled really funny in the kitchen. and it smelled really really funny in the basement. the smell was coming from sleeping santa. the cats and the dog tried to wake him up by biting on him, but he would not wake up. and i tried to wake him up by yelling at him but he did not move so i got real worried because i really want a prize for christmas and if santa doesn't get home to make it, i might not get it. so he better wake up soon.

i have to pee now. bye bye.

good news!

i just found out that is is okay if santa does not wake up because now there is someone else who is going to do his job.