this is my girlfriend kelli dayton. she is very pretty and she sings good, too. i have a movie with her in it where she sits in a dentist chair and sings and she makes faces so you want to put your mouth on the tv and kiss her. i mean, if you're a sissy and like girls or something.

(but i guess if you do, you should like girls like kelli because she is so fun to look at because she looks like one of those dolls that the indians in new mexico sell in the gas stations. i think they're called kitchen dolls or something like that.)

and this is another girl i like. her name is death and she's very very very very pretty and cool. she's been all over the whole world lots and lots of times and has met lots of people and she can tell cool stories. oh, and she wears a cool necklace like i draw on all of my stuff. and she likes coffee. coffee is soooooooo good, but it's not a girl so i can't say it's my girlfriend.

i think that is all for now, but if i can think of anything else i will write in and say it.

i promise.

oh, i just thought of something else. death likes hotdogs and hotdogs are kind of like corndogs and we all know how good corndogs are. so that's another reason for how cool death is. plus her name. and i guess kelli dayton is cool because of her name because it seems like every time i know a girl named kelli she is cool and pretty.