anyway, that is not why i came to talk today. i came to say hello and say that it is verrrrrry cold outside here in montucky. it is below the zero mark on the temperature clock that we have on the porch and there is snow everywhere. you know what that means?

YES! christmas will be here soon soon soon. that means it is time to say HO HO HO!!! what will i get for a prize this year? nothing, because i was bad and drank alot. and mister fix says i touched myself, too. duh, mister fix! i touch myself all the time. how else am i supposed to take a shower?

maybe i can be good and wash the dishes and not watch so much tv. oh, i just saw two good things on tv. one was a lady dressed like a cowboy and she was dancing and she looked good. but now glitch13 will be mad because he hates that lady. and the other thing i saw was a movie called electric dreams. it was about a smart computer who makes music and has a party. my computer can make music, too. maybe i can have my own movie.

and it will have people drinking and touching themselves all the time.

bye bye