Well, Xerxes is now on board to add his own brand of wit, cynisism, and perversion to the site. Hope you enjoy. He has carte blanche over what he posts, I have nothing to do with it, so blame him if there's any blaming to be done about his posts. In fact, blame him if there's any blaming to be done about my posts too; its my site, and I make the rules. But seriously, he's got a pretty wacked sense o' humor, and besides, anyone who can turn a shopping cart into a bad ass computer desk ( [1]/[2]/[3]/[4]) has to be one creative bastard. That thing looks like something out of City of Lost Children.
Anywho, I ran into this article on Aarron's site, and it got me thinking about cartoons I loved as a kid (not that Hammerman was one of them). I mean nowadays, I wake up in the morning and scream 'FUCK!' because I'm late for work (ok, so not recently), but I remember waking up on a goddamned saturday and being upset that I overslept because of a certain cartoon: Kidd Video. My god I loved that unholy piece of shit. Remember all those great songs they'd end up playing every episode? Remember all those baddass 80's styles they sported? Jesus, I miss that show. And the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. And He-Man. And the one where that kid would turn into a red Corvette. Damn, I want to be a kid again.
Now that I've bared a pathetic part of my soul for all you bastards to make fun of, I'm gonna do a quick topic change. I know everyone's heard all the Lincoln/Kennedy coencidences, but placate me for a moment, cause it really is some creepy shit:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names comprise fifteen letters.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.
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Think about that next time you're high.
