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ACK.. HELP ME.. IM CHOKING!
Category: Misc
Friday, April 30th, 1999 @ 05:55 am
Posted By Brent
You're probably wondering why in the hell nothing has happened here in quite a while... Well, you insensitive pricks, it's because i'm in the throws of my bi-annual(that's annual you goddamn sickos) bout of strep. Yep, a yummy layer of strep infected puss has claimed ownership of my tonsils and general throat region rendering me inable to please you mindless dolts with updates of my slowly progressing website. Anyhow, here's what I've discovered thus far: If you're desktop is set a 256 colors, it doesn't matter if this page looks like crap, because you should toss the hunk of shit out the window and buy a real computer. Even if your resolution is set at 800X600, you still may not be able to see all of the menubar on the left if you have all of your fancy doodads and buttons on you browser's toolbar displayed (I didn't notice this for a while, although McDonald's employees may need a picture of a cheeseburger on thier register to ring it up correctly, I do not need a little picture of a house to know that the button that says "HOME" will bring me to my starting page). Enough piss and vinigar for now, I must drink fluids, take antibiotics, and pray the drizzling shit fairy doesn't visit me whils't im ill. Take care kiddies. .


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