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Category: Personal
Tuesday, June 19th, 2001 @ 09:40 am
Posted By Brent
Some weekends rocks balls out. Some suck. Then, some REALLY suck. Mine was of the third variety.

It started out pretty good. I just got my 128 Meg O' RAM in the mail, and got accepted to the Anarchy Online Beta. Well, around thursday night, I was hanging out, just looking around in the vast polygonal world, reveling in all the serious role players and they're astute ability to get in character by yelling things like 'Suck i7, y0u f4g bi0tch!'. All was good.

Then, outta nowhere the server crashed and I got unceremoniously dumped on my ass to the desktop and got one of those Win2k 'Shit is crashing, wait 4 hours please' windows. After that things seemed to be kinda slow, so I decided a reboot was in order. Lo and behold, what greets me after bootup? The 'Shit is REALLY broken' Win2k blue screen. After many failed attemps at getting her back up by reseating cards and harddisks and what not, I got a nice bios 'Primary Harddisk Is Fucked' message (ok, so that wasn't verbatim) and I decided there to just chock it all up to a bum HD and move on.

Well, $110 and 3 days later I run into this nugget of fucking wisdom that was finnally bestowed upon me. Well fuck me silly and call me Susan. The most fucked up thing is, they didn't even email me. I wouldn't had ever found out about it, if it weren't for the same thing happening to Tycho over at Penny Arcade and him going on a rant about it. I guess that's what I get for playing a fag MMORPG. I am swearing them off from now on. You will never see me play another one, EVER.

Of course, I can't leave out the fact that John sat on my Edward Scissorhands (the mint-in-box one), and then in an ill attempt at wrestling each other under the influence of one of the most toxic substances know to man, Old Crow, he collapsed my kneecap (actually I think he just twisted my ACL) and sent me to the floor writhing like a little bitch. That's where the signifigance of the picture up there comes from. I'm a fucking firey ball of wit, aren't I?


NAME: ian the trogydae
Thursday, June 21st, 2001 @ 05:06 am
and now that everyone's gotten their wisecracks in i think i can safely say that my period of guilt is done and over.

NAME: Miss A
Thursday, June 21st, 2001 @ 01:48 am
Hahahahaha!! New announced but frequently suggested...

NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://Glitch13.com
Wednesday, June 20th, 2001 @ 03:43 pm
: )

NAME: mr.fix
Wednesday, June 20th, 2001 @ 02:06 pm
yeah well, we all can't give as good of head as miss a!!! but you tried...boy did you try...oh god!!! did you try...you pretty much would not stop trying...

NAME: ian the trogydae
Wednesday, June 20th, 2001 @ 05:01 am
finally, the truth comes out.

glitch13 likes to get boys drunk and then challenge them to wrestling matches on his bed.

also, i'll go ahead and make my apologies now to miss a and mister fix for pulling a N*A*G*F maneuver tonight. i suck as a roomate and friend and all around human being.

NAME: Feasty
Tuesday, June 19th, 2001 @ 07:51 pm

NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, June 19th, 2001 @ 10:24 am
Oh calm down.
First of all, I'm not mad at you for either.
Second of all, Old Crow is vile, and if there was a way to quantify the statement 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger', I'd bet I'll live to see 248 years-old.

NAME: foo
Tuesday, June 19th, 2001 @ 10:22 am
> John sat on my Edward Scissorhands (the mint-in-box one)
Sorry about that...I'll get you a new one. (Shouldn't leave it on the bed when drinking's going on)
> he collapsed my kneecap (actually I think he just twisted my ACL)
Sorry about that...shouldn't ask fat people to wrestle you when they're drinking Old Crow...
Actually...no one should drink Old Crow.
Old Crow is vile. I was sick until 2:30 the next day.