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Category: Personal
Monday, July 23rd, 2001 @ 06:18 pm

Posted By xerxes7

um hi and this is the important news of today to all of you in the world!

there are some many days on the calendar that are important and they can be president's day and christmas and then some more and one of the more ones is the one that is today written on the calendar to say "Mr. Fix". that means it is mister fix's birthday today so here is the picture of him. (sorry i did not make it like a cartoon, i do not know how to do that.)

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so today he is this many years old. oops. i do not have that many fingers. to celebrate jim repulsive says we will have a blackout party. i think that means we will turn off the lights and tell scary stories and maybe five minutes in heaven, which is where you spin a bottle and then whoever it points at gets hit on the head and they pass out for five minutes and go to heaven. unless they pass out longer. then it is a technical foul and we call the police on them. cheaters don't win.

also, i will not put up a picture of a girl now because amy vomit won't stop trying to hump me but i don't have a picture of her.

the end.

Comments

NAME: mr.fix

Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 @ 07:10 pm

please jump up my butt!

NAME: amy vomit

Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 @ 06:22 pm

xerxes if i was trying to hump you you'd know it already boyyyeeeeee! o and by the way...GET OUTTA MY BUTT!!!!

NAME: glitch13

Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 @ 03:49 pm

EEK! Its putting a paragraph (P) mark after every line break instead of a line break(BR).
Must've been under the influence when I wrote that. I'll fix it when I get home.

NAME: foo

Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 @ 12:49 pm

that's a little better, but your gay newline thing still messed it up...

NAME: foo

Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 @ 12:48 pm


* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

g                                               g

o /                              /           o

a|       |                       |      |      a

t|       `.             |         |       :     t

s`        |             |        |       |     s

e        | /       /  \   --__ \       :    e

x        /   _--~~          ~--__|      |    x

*         _-~                    ~-_    |    *

g    _             _.--------.______|   |    g

o           ______// _ ___ _ (_(__>     |    o

a          .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a

t       / |   C ____)/       (_____>  |_/     t

s      / /|   C_____) Yummy |  (___>   /      s

e     |   (   _C_____)______/  // _/ /        e

x     |      |__   \_________// (__/       |  x

*    |     ____)   `----   --'             |  *

g    |  _          ___       /_          _/ | g

o   |              /    |     |              | o

a   |             |    /                    | a

t   |          / /    |         |             |t

s   |         / /      __/___/    |          |s

e  |         / /        |    |       |         |e

x  |          |         |    |       |         |x

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

NAME: foo

Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 @ 12:44 pm

Glitch, man your gay parser ruined my ascii art...

NAME: foo

Wednesday, July 25th, 2001 @ 12:44 pm

Happy birthday:
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g g
o / / o
a| | | | a
t| `. | | : t
s` | | | | s
e | / / \ --__ \ : e
x / _--~~ ~--__| | x
* _-~ ~-_ | *
g _ _.--------.______| | g
o ______// _ ___ _ (_(__> | o
a . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
t / | C ____)/ (_____> |_/ t
s / /| C_____) Yummy | (___> / s
e | ( _C_____)______/ // _/ / e
x | |__ \_________// (__/ | x
* | ____) `---- --' | *
g | _ ___ /_ _/ | g
o | / | | | o
a | | / | a
t | / / | | |t
s | / / __/___/ | |s
e | / / | | | |e
x | | | | | |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

NAME: mr.fix

Tuesday, July 24th, 2001 @ 04:56 pm

it's making me dizzy vomit!!!

NAME: evilpimpstar

WEBSITE: http://www.dr01d.com

Tuesday, July 24th, 2001 @ 02:55 pm

Here ya go!