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IMPORTANT MESSAGE
Category: Humor
Wednesday, October 24th, 2001 @ 10:25 pm
Posted By Brent
The FBI has just released a public service announcement about the recent rash of 'bio-terrorism' in the form of anthrax contaminated letters sent to media and political institutions in the past weeks.

"Although vigilance and safety should be a part of every American's life during this national crisis," FBI Director Louis J. Freeh stated, "but it seems the public has little to worry about as long as they avoid handling letters that appear to be addressed by a mildly retarded person with a grasp of penmenship equal to that of your average first grader." He continued, "By keeping out of contact with letters that seem to be penned by someone who's never seen a sheet of paper with lines on it before, you should be just fine."

Director Freeh seemed to be quite secure in the American public's safety during these acts of terrorism which he referred to as "the troglodytic scribblings of a person that hasn't quite comprehended the basics of contacting a pen to paper."



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NAME: p.b.
Thursday, October 25th, 2001 @ 06:46 pm
yeah one is all you need





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