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Category: Retardo-babble
Tuesday, November 13th, 2001 @ 02:43 am
Posted By xerxes7
there is a mosquito bugging me. make it stop i say!

okay, all better now. hi everybody. what have you been doing? i've been drinking the irish coke at glitch and girlygirl's house alllllll weekend long. saturday night we had a adventure and now i can tell you about it because it is time to tell it and everyone is asleep. so shhhhh.

oooh. i forgot too much of it. but here are the parts i remember best.
+in one part we were at a bar and girlygirl said, "ooh that is that famous man who makes jokes and looks like a dork." and glitch said his name was david crosby (that means he used to sing in a hippie band) so he shook his hand and i shook his hand and then glitch talked to him about meeting space ghost. it was a good time because we drank and laughed alot alot.
+then in another part we were on the street and glitch saw dj tram-k and tram-k said glitch had short hair and glitch said tram-k was bald. then i said tram-k was homogenous and then girlygirl had to tell us both to mind our manners. she said, "mind your manners!" but we forgot.
+we met the mayor of the future and his name is drew and he likes to drink and smoke and make promises so he is good. plus he taught me the secret of talking to girls so now i can talk to all the girls once i call them "her" and not "that". the secret is that you can't know the secret because the mayor of the future told me!!!! but that reminds me of something else.

i didn't tell a story to you in a long time and i also did not show a picture of a girl i like like glitch always does. so now i will.
i don't know what her name is (sorry) but she is pretty and i like her and i will talk to her butt very loud. i mean i WON'T talk to her butt very loud because who does that? not the mayor of the future, that's who!

now i will stop writing this so i can put the links where they belong in my story. okay?
there. that is all the links i could think of and now i am tired so i'm going to go to bed.

take care everybody!!! to the slopes!!!




Comments

NAME: ian
Thursday, November 15th, 2001 @ 11:33 am
dass cold, sista.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://www.glitch13.com
Thursday, November 15th, 2001 @ 10:38 am
you are


NAME: ian
Thursday, November 15th, 2001 @ 10:09 am
who is a scary goth girl? ^she is.


NAME: Feasty
Thursday, November 15th, 2001 @ 08:26 am
http://i.kebi.lycos.co.kr/~artkebi/whi.html

Cut and paste 4 life

Love it


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://www.glitch13.com
Thursday, November 15th, 2001 @ 01:49 am
damnit, feasty learn how to add links...and i thought you knew stuff about computers.


NAME: Feasty
Wednesday, November 14th, 2001 @ 10:11 pm
http://www.450productions.com/url/evilzug/yatta/index.html

thx.


NAME: suz
Wednesday, November 14th, 2001 @ 04:18 pm
I'm w/ girlygirl about the hot chick. Take it she's not in LA LA
land.


NAME: glitch13
Wednesday, November 14th, 2001 @ 03:05 pm

Camel Press
Baby!




NAME: ian
Wednesday, November 14th, 2001 @ 11:29 am
copper penny?


NAME: foo
Wednesday, November 14th, 2001 @ 08:36 am
In think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as the CP


NAME: xerxes7
Tuesday, November 13th, 2001 @ 11:02 pm
her name is melinda belinda and she likes chicks because they are fuzzy and go PEEP! PEEP! if your friend likes chicks then they should talk to each other and wear lipstick. bye.


NAME: GirlyGirl
WEBSITE: http://www.glitch13.com
Tuesday, November 13th, 2001 @ 10:00 pm
Your girlfriend is cute...can you tell me a story about her?
Does she do chicks? Like, the cute, little lipstick lez kinda chicks?! A friend of mine wants to know.


NAME: p.b.
Tuesday, November 13th, 2001 @ 06:48 pm
shiner bock


NAME: ian
WEBSITE: http://www.ironmaidenrulez.com
Tuesday, November 13th, 2001 @ 12:07 pm
ish. i've got some mod points at slashdot. if anyone wants some damn karma, let me know.


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