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Retardo-babble
'S BETTER TO HAVE A DEVIL WITHIN' THAN A DEVIL WITHOUT
Category: Retardo-babble
Friday, January 3rd, 2003 @ 07:34 am
Posted By mr.fix
time is...delete par
"shemustbedeadif the onlysoundsthatihearare the devilsbyherbed"...
oh yeah fix has...
never( mind )fix (has nothing.


except plannign )the "dead(" is hardas fuck...)(ifallparanoidintocunundrom)can't update too insane, please catchfishand swallow. this mooon (2)spin calliope comunication)1n70(late night killme...)
sorry for myself
end...postscriptnow...


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TIRED ASS CORN COB BITCHES...(I.E. YOU)
Category: Retardo-babble
Monday, October 28th, 2002 @ 06:38 pm
Posted By mr.fix
so i was at this site. the future mrs. fix said (and i fucking quote) "what the fuck is this dumb ass shit?" which i first thought was boring...the thing she said i thought that she had said "boring ass shit" which was fucking wrong. by the way i heard that the future 13 and the 13 were getting hitched...and all i heave to say is. do you HAVE to get married. i mean is there little haX0r brewing in girlies womb? i mean the time has c o m e for new meaning and new religion...
i'm pretty sure i don't even know
i mean if you can't have a bunch f nothing... shit i'm fuckin' all of this up. i was tryin' to make a serious post with all the caps and no drunk, but every little thing went into the shitter. i even had a bunch of tech shit i wanted to say.
well. no. i didn't. i just wanted to let all of you. my friends. know that i was going to be putting images back into the archives that i had lost due to an online melt down.. that, mother fuckers is all.











post script: i am drunk.
and on a side note...
here's an email from yeah well here's an email. kiss my ass i'm drunk and have been all daisy. thank you for my time.
Dear Lance- So for the last two weeks, I have had to work six days in a row. Today is the start of my "weekend". Of course they called and tryed to get me to come in today. I could go off about it forever. Any hoo.. Fix and I decided to go on a date last night. We got real drunk and went around town. We got kicked out of the Magic a go-go club. By the way, the ladies at the Magic are not always clothed. In fact only for about one song. So, we decided to not end our date and spent today getting drunk. So far we are into two bottles of Ballatore and an eighteen of bud (bottles). So, my excuse for not doing overtime was drunk. Oh, another cool thing we did recently was purchace our wedding bands. They are stainless steel and super cool. Mine has a diamond and Fix's has black jade in it. We also went to Missoula, MT to visit Fix's brother and to rescue the best record collection in the world. Missoula is a super fun, beautifully quaint town where all the kids do is drink. They were really fun to hang with. Oh yeah, they smoke weed too. Hey, have you tried the most delicious snack in the world yet? It is called "Munchies" and is a combo of Doritos, Cheetos, Sunchips and Pretzels. I was a little scared of it at first, but have since seen the light. Do you have big halloween plans? I guess we missed all the big parties this weekend cause of my damn sucky work schedule (I learned a long time ago, hangover and sharp shiny things DON'T MIX!!!!) but I imagine we will find some troub to get into. Well, I guess that is all from our little corner in the world. Oh, if you get a chance please please do yourself a favor, check out this band THE BAD TIMES. I swear to fucking god. You can order their shit at goner records.It's a cool site anyway, alot of the music I'm into is from Memphis. Also, you can check the rantings of my future husband and other cunts at glitch13.com . Hope all is well, write me soon. xoxo liz


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STOPPING THE MADNESS OF SCROLLING TO THE END OF PARTY UPDATES
Category: Retardo-babble
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 03:59 am
Posted By mr.fix
searched for hot nuts this is what i got?

so...ummm. yeah. no scroll. new love. new post. and all the balls you can handle. i've been listless and fuckin'sorry. my time on the realistic side of news, views and voodoo have been jaded by vodka and beer. i didn't think that such a thing as posting was possible after the death what ever it was was posted, or i would have made an ass of myself sooner. but please look at this picture of j.white and BECK. he (j.white) has a nice turn tableoneunitneatogizmo. ummm... they both have nice perms. thank you for my time and i hope the can hasn't killed you all. until theend of time.
your friend

fix
also, that my friends is all...


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MARTIMMY TIME
Category: Retardo-babble
Wednesday, September 11th, 2002 @ 02:37 am
Posted By mr.fix
Passions...brothers and sisters, PaSions. of fucking course i thought this gig was gone but the new mz.Fix is quite obsessed. end trans...google on pasions for martimmies you will find a boozless cocktail from a deaded midge... add booze. enjoy my folly...hearts... that again.... is all

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DRUNQ AND BACK FROM THE DEADEST (I.E., TEST... MUTHAFUCKA... TEST)
Category: Retardo-babble
Friday, August 30th, 2002 @ 01:47 am
i'm drunk. you're trippin'. all at once, let's get up and raise a toast to this site. 'cause really, it's had an arright afterlife what with shit talking and all and talking about shit. (that especially goes for you, shit.) also, i like smoking. it is teh funest. the end.







oh wait. i forgot this part.
the once and future king.


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