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Category: Retardo-babble
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 03:59 am
Posted By mr.fix
searched for hot nuts this is what i got?

so...ummm. yeah. no scroll. new love. new post. and all the balls you can handle. i've been listless and fuckin'sorry. my time on the realistic side of news, views and voodoo have been jaded by vodka and beer. i didn't think that such a thing as posting was possible after the death what ever it was was posted, or i would have made an ass of myself sooner. but please look at this picture of j.white and BECK. he (j.white) has a nice turn tableoneunitneatogizmo. ummm... they both have nice perms. thank you for my time and i hope the can hasn't killed you all. until theend of time.
your friend

also, that my friends is all...


NAME: ian
Friday, October 25th, 2002 @ 06:56 pm
there it is. follow the link in park.

NAME: fix
Friday, October 25th, 2002 @ 03:56 pm
i sent it to you.

NAME: miss a
Friday, October 25th, 2002 @ 01:21 pm

NAME: miss a
Friday, October 25th, 2002 @ 09:59 am
by the way that shirt jack white is wearing in fix's picture, he bought that at wal mart I think, because I saw those. what the frick.

NAME: miss a
Friday, October 25th, 2002 @ 09:58 am
I enjoy "this" aspect of that post

NAME: mr. nasty
Friday, October 25th, 2002 @ 08:58 am
i'll be pulling my bird out tonight!
maybe someone will kees it "girls only"

NAME: ian
Thursday, October 24th, 2002 @ 06:18 pm
card received and appreciated, a stop... looking for appropriate responder stop... mister quintron and miss kitty having party at their place on saturday featuring the musical skillz of glory be stop... drunk already and i'm not on my wway to beans practice full stopp....

NAME: shit
Thursday, October 24th, 2002 @ 05:25 pm
this beans will rock shit so hard that your false fucking teeth will fall out.

NAME: miss a
Thursday, October 24th, 2002 @ 02:55 pm
hey did you dumbshits in jarleans get my p-card? hahahahahaha. post card, wanted to say p-card. i like it.

NAME: miss a
Thursday, October 24th, 2002 @ 02:54 pm
You can say that again. but you all are d005h. ha. check that shit out, suckers.

NAME: fix
Wednesday, October 23rd, 2002 @ 05:15 pm
i am not 1337.

NAME: nate the dronk
Monday, October 21st, 2002 @ 04:36 am
viola! it is done.

NAME: 346 am
Sunday, October 20th, 2002 @ 03:43 am
i'm fucked

NAME: glitch13
Saturday, October 19th, 2002 @ 10:27 pm
VIOLA, fixed.

NAME: Feasty
Friday, October 11th, 2002 @ 08:31 pm

NAME: ian
Friday, October 11th, 2002 @ 07:46 pm
you got e-mails when i still loved you.

now i love fashion lady and she gets all my e-mails.

NAME: gay person
Friday, October 11th, 2002 @ 03:11 pm
that dudes kind of handsome. i wouln't mind kissing him.

Friday, October 11th, 2002 @ 01:20 pm

this lady sends me e-mail telling me how to dress. she likes me. actually i got drunk and accidently signed up for her dressing tips thinking it would be funny. now i can't get her to stop.

NAME: fix
Friday, October 11th, 2002 @ 01:16 pm
gosh, i remember when i got some e-mails...

NAME: ian
Friday, October 11th, 2002 @ 08:42 am
i know a boy whose e-mail addresses don't work.

not even the work one.

at least not for me.

NAME: gay person
Wednesday, October 9th, 2002 @ 04:24 pm
take two in the shower to get rid of a hangover and get cooking in the morning. ain't no thing buta chicken wing on a string. hit it ya slut. god bless emerica

NAME: fix
Wednesday, October 9th, 2002 @ 03:58 pm
breakfast. lunch.

NAME: party lover himself
Wednesday, October 9th, 2002 @ 01:33 pm
ones, beers, sauce, beer martini, foam, life, cans, blood of christ, piss.
anyone else have names for ice cold frosty beers?

NAME: vienna sausage lover
Wednesday, October 9th, 2002 @ 01:02 pm
a couple freezing tiny wangs?

no thanks, i'm trying to quit.

NAME: party lover
Wednesday, October 9th, 2002 @ 12:15 pm
anyone feel like pounding a couple of freezing ones after work?

NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 11:50 pm
tiny like yer wang.

NAME: glitch13
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 10:21 pm
Beck is a tiny, tiny man.

NAME: GirlyGirl
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 07:06 pm
I saw the best car bumper sticker today...it made me laugh for several minutes. It said: "God was my copilot but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him".

NAME: GirlyGirl
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 07:04 pm
J.White looka likea M.C.

NAME: jesus
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 03:26 pm
i didn't get no email up here.

NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 03:03 pm
i tried sending an e-mail to jesus and i ended up sending hot nuts instead.

NAME: jesus
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 02:05 pm
you getem from the p-nut man mang.

NAME: fix
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 01:41 pm
this would have been alot better i just wanted to see if still remembered how to do such things.

NAME: ian
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 08:28 am

nice picture of young orson and his friend pepe.

NAME: fix
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 04:25 am
i'm pretty sure that it's mr.T's mom...'cept she's white...

NAME: fix
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002 @ 04:02 am
you may wantthis